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Happy Vagina Havers Day

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lifeturnsonadime · 19/03/2023 09:59

I thought you might all enjoy my Mothers Day Card from my 16 year old DS. He always writes an essay with a massive dollop of sarcasm and this is this years efforts.

Made me smile but I'm not sure I can put it up!

Translation of the written message - (please ignore his poor grammar!)

Happy Vagina havers Day!

To Mum,

Although your not a true woman because you didn't previously have bollocks, your as close to a mother as I will get. Although all my friends at college bully me for having a cit-gender woman as my mother I want you to know I am only half as happy as them because I lack a trans queen as a mother and role model. For your gift to condone for your sins of being a vagina haver, I have taken the liberty of donating £100 to Mermaids to help beautiful trans babies get the life saving surgery they need. Maybe try harder and at least be a l lesbian so you stop making the family appear so privileged.

From your autistic, pansexual, non binary, cross dressing, ADHD, MPD, racial minority, religious minority, they/xe child Surname.

Happy Vagina Havers Day
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EndlessTea · 19/03/2023 10:10

😂 That’s hilarious! Happy vagina havers day.

ÉireannachÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ · 19/03/2023 10:12

Teeeeehehehehe god love him ♥

HappyBirthdayLydia · 19/03/2023 10:13

Fantastic Grin

dimorphism · 19/03/2023 10:14

Brilliant! He sees through the emperor's new clothes all right.

jennytheonionslayer · 19/03/2023 10:18

That boy so has the right attitude, he will go far.

TheSingingBean · 19/03/2023 10:21

Fabulous, what a star!

KatMcBundleFace · 19/03/2023 10:26

Ha. Best Vagina Havers card ever!

Baaaaaa · 19/03/2023 10:34

Awww. Top class card from your prostate possessing offspring there.

titchy · 19/03/2023 10:41

Grin Brilliant! What a great sense of humour he has! (Please sort his grammar out before his GCSEs!)!

Crouton19 · 19/03/2023 10:43

Love it! Have a wonderful Birthing Parent Day one and all!

Helleofabore · 19/03/2023 10:44

I hope you gave him an extra smoochy hug!

zoinkss · 19/03/2023 10:45

Brilliant!!

Freshpanic · 19/03/2023 10:52

I'm sorry to be po-faced about it, but why is it funny that he's mocking conditions such as autism, ADHD, MPD as presumably as inauthentic as being trans? Similarly for being a member of a religious or racial minority?

I'm GC, by the way. And I'm as irritated by the next person at Be Kind, mantras. But there's a danger of becoming so intrenched in a position that we can ignore the ways in which we are hurtful or harmful (accidentally - I'm not saying he did it consciously) to serve our argument.

MillicentTrilbyHiggins · 19/03/2023 10:55

That's hysterical Grin

FOJN · 19/03/2023 10:55

I'm sorry to be po-faced about it, but why is it funny that he's mocking conditions such as autism, ADHD, MPD as presumably as inauthentic as being trans? Similarly for being a member of a religious or racial minority?

He's not, he's mocking the trend of taking to tiktok to announce a self diagnosis of these conditions which trivialises the experiences of people who do actually have them.

I love this card, he has a great sense of humour and the ridiculous.

Neat handwriting too.

Needapadlockonmyfridge · 19/03/2023 10:56

Love it!

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lifeturnsonadime · 19/03/2023 10:57

Freshpanic · 19/03/2023 10:52

I'm sorry to be po-faced about it, but why is it funny that he's mocking conditions such as autism, ADHD, MPD as presumably as inauthentic as being trans? Similarly for being a member of a religious or racial minority?

I'm GC, by the way. And I'm as irritated by the next person at Be Kind, mantras. But there's a danger of becoming so intrenched in a position that we can ignore the ways in which we are hurtful or harmful (accidentally - I'm not saying he did it consciously) to serve our argument.

It's a joke, satire. It's taking the piss out of the navel gazing.

He is actually autistic though! He's not mocking anything except the extremism of the TRA stance.

I take you you also take offence at satire based twitter handles?

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Helendegenerate · 19/03/2023 10:58

Oh that was perfect and made me smile. His sense of humour is ace and a reminder of the sheer ridiculousness of it all.

AmandaHoldensLips · 19/03/2023 10:59

Happy fertilised-egg-carrier-and-producer-of-small-human-person's day.

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lifeturnsonadime · 19/03/2023 10:59

titchy · 19/03/2023 10:41

Grin Brilliant! What a great sense of humour he has! (Please sort his grammar out before his GCSEs!)!

Missed the boat there, he's already doing A Levels. Got a 7 in English language!! lol. I'm hoping it's short hand and he does know the difference between your and you're!

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yoshiblue · 19/03/2023 10:59

I love this!!!

ExpatInSlavikLand · 19/03/2023 11:00

Brilliant! Definitely a son to be proud of 😁

titchy · 19/03/2023 11:02

Fair enough! He sounds great though. Smile

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lifeturnsonadime · 19/03/2023 11:03

titchy · 19/03/2023 11:02

Fair enough! He sounds great though. Smile

thanks, he is a great kid.

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dimorphism · 19/03/2023 11:28

lifeturnsonadime · 19/03/2023 10:59

Missed the boat there, he's already doing A Levels. Got a 7 in English language!! lol. I'm hoping it's short hand and he does know the difference between your and you're!

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Maybe he's trying to copy the literacy level of the average TRA? He's clearly satirising their general mode of communication.

To be truly accurate to the TRA mindset he should have added a 'PS: I'm running out of pants Mum can you put a load on?'