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[Whatsfordinnerglutenfree]

I’ve been following a very amusing and extremely informative thread on the feminism board. It was unfortunately deleted.

I wonder if some people report the threads they start and then sock puppet on, if they don’t go their way? Any ideas?
I do hope it is still available on the internet somewhere because it should go in classics.

And it was dark, so very dark, that's always a sign of evil.

Can I just say that red wine CAN get too cold in our houses in winter (ideally should be 16-18 degrees on serving) and that wine gloves could be a good thing to use. Otherwise your Christmas red might taste a bit too tannic and acidic.

Just saying !

Which reminds me of the episode of Frasier where they are so excited to be given a bottle of 1945 Petrus - only to find that the previous owner had stored it next to the furnace for years.

<nervously>

testing

Omg, best Christmas ever!

Thank you, SantaScott

I have heard lots of those stories. It is a lot more common than you think.

WARNING: please do not store your wine in a 'warm' place because of my post. I do not want to be responsible for mass vinocide leading up to Christmas. A 'wine glove' is just right and just what you need!!!

ooh.... you are magic!!

They’re like kids whining “but Kirrin’s birthing parent agrees there’s 487 genders and they’re all more important than sex, and Ariel’s genderfluid guardian says we should be allowed into women’s spaces” while MN gets on with All The Shit Nobody Else Ever Bothers To Do, saying “I don’t care, you’re still not getting a Mermaids trusteeship for Christmas.”

I want bigly letters tooo!!!!!!

Wine glove?

(Imagines winter hand warmer with long straw running up coat sleeve, to make long family walks tolearable)

To the tune of ‘O Little Town Of Bethlehem’:

Oh little room in Tufton Street, how dark we see thou art
Above thy foundation and convenient location, nine sinister entities dart
Yet in the TRA’s hearts shineth, an everlasting light
The hopes and fears of all the years are met on Twitter tonight
For guilt by association is their hobby, and the LGBA can be condemned
For sharing an address with some perfectly legal organisations, for reasons I cannot comprehend

Oh Bernard.... you wordsmith.... but nothing in there about Pret?

Rats

I’ll be back

Wrong carol, you're thinking of Away pret a manger

Oh. yes. You are right Errol. But I was busy finding all my socks to put on my wine, so excuse me for being a tad distracted.

Away pret a manger

Three finger hunger games style salute

I hope you get biggly words @Helleofabore I don't feel it's my gift to bestow.

@BernardBlacksMolluscs and @ErrolTheDragon

Dunno what that means, I don't watch teen dystopias. Living through one is more than enough. (And no, I don't mean I've got a troubled youngster).

God rest ye gender-bending men
Let nothing you dismay-o
Remember cheese is savoury
And no Tories are gay-o

I HAVE THE GIFT OF BIGLY LETTERS!!! THANK YOU BIGLY LETTERS GIVER!!! XX

tedt

Congratulations @Helleofabore

'Tis the season to be bigly.

Thanks cake I am chuffed with my new found skill!! I had a great teacher.

CONGRATULATIONS @IcakethereforeIam AND @Helleofabore ON YOUR BIGLYWORDS!