Mr Kipling captured

[atime2dance]

I sse the woke mob have captured Mr Kipling so that's another one to add to the list

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10933065/Mr-Kipling-inclusivity-training-staff.html

You can complain here if you don't use social media

www.mrkipling.co.uk/contact-us

cakes targeted at people

Entarte!

<ducks>

You could knock a tooth out with the last set of cupcakes I made, so definitely duck. My baking makes exceedingly good projectiles.

🐧<- identifies as a duck

My cooking identifies as pebbles from the seabed, not fish! So does the bread.

This justifies the existence of an otherwise underwhelming thread 👏

Although if you did capture Mr Kipling, what would you do with him?

Create some kind of hostage situation?

Could lead to a confectioner's standoff.

battenburg down the hatches!

almond the barricades!

Muffin to see here, stop trying to get a rise.