Round of applause for HairyLeggdHarpy please!

[TheFleegleHasLanded]

~fishy~

we never said that thing we said
it wasn't us that said it
and when you read that thing we said
it's your fault that you read it

the times we said your body's wrong
affirmed that you should hate it
the harm that caused was all your fault
we meant to say 'upgrade it'

the fact that we curate our feed
deleting every reference
to all that stuff we never said
is just an admin preference

and those who said that legal firms
have started to take heed
of those who said "your body's wrong"
for their "No win, No fees"...

you've got it wrong, that wasn't us
we never ever said it
and when we said it all the time
it's your fault that you read it

so search away, we didn't say
that stuff we've now deleted
if only we could delete you
who has it all receipted

twitter.com/HairyLeggdHarpy/status/1309762631025262592?s=20

Excellent

Very Lewis Carroll.

Brilliant

Excellent!

Absolutely brilliant

wonderful! ( and so very true)

It's brilliant ! And it even scans and rhymes. Eat yer heart out Carol Ann Duffy. Mermaid will perhaps tweak it into a new mission statement.

This is also the genius who apologised to the Pink News bloke for our ‘clitoral violence’.

twitter.com/hairyleggdharpy/status/1308827097348145153?s=21

‘We're so sorry that our uncooperative uteruses hurt your feelings Ben. That was cliteral violence.

There's no womb for that sort of insensitivity. You're not ovaryacting or be-labiaing the point.
We offer you our unreserved & vulvapology.

We remain at your cervix,

Mumsnetters’

Superb. I loved it in general from first read, then second time after the 'fishy' penny dropped - BOOM! Really excellent

Empress

Love it.

Love it :)

Absolutely brilliant! Does anyone else read it in their head in the voice of Pam Ayers?

Fabulous and love Hairy Legged Harpy

OMG that is so brilliant. I hope JKR has received a copy. Or maybe she is the HairyLeggedHarpy?

Don't scold me if the glitter ball is inappropriate - I thought it was a grenade and someone else thought it was celeriac.
I just think a bit of a disco knees up with grenades exploding in woke offices up and down the country and celeriac soup for all is called for.

Wonderful - I will share IRL (can't get logged on to Twitter but also am boycotting all of that male dominated social media).

😂 Poem truly inspired and the rest of the posts too

I follow HLH on Twitter, but haven't been on there for ages. Popped on to give the tweet a like!

@Muststopfaffing

Absolutely brilliant! Does anyone else read it in their head in the voice of Pam Ayers?

Yes, I thought Pam Ayers too.

''Tis brilliant.

Oh, poem and apology are both fabulous!! Laughter is a fantastic weapon against these people. They hate it.