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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

A Man Cannot become A Bat

91 replies

SheWhoMustNotBeHeard · 02/08/2020 17:12

Enjoy!

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ScrimpshawTheSecond · 03/08/2020 14:43
Grin
DialSquare · 03/08/2020 14:57

I'm a bit worried that this thread may expand to Penguin and we know what happened last time!

ScrimpshawTheSecond · 03/08/2020 15:15

NOBODY MENTION THE PENGUINS.

CuriousaboutSamphire · 03/08/2020 15:16

I'm cutting bats out of black felt as we speak Grin

ItsLateHumpty · 03/08/2020 15:23

🦇 💩

SteppedOnBloodyLego · 03/08/2020 15:27

Brilliant!

DialSquare · 03/08/2020 15:28

If I was on Twitter, "OK Batman" would become my new retort to any ideologist who crossed my path.

LillianBland · 03/08/2020 15:38

I wanted to quote a really funny line from it, but there were so many. 🤣

Thanks OP, I’ve saved that link as no doubt the toys soon be flung at the wall, never mind out of the pram and it will be deemed transgenerationahobic 😉 and taken down.

LillianBland · 03/08/2020 15:39

Darn! *Transgenerationalphobic

LillianBland · 03/08/2020 15:40

@DialSquare

If I was on Twitter, "OK Batman" would become my new retort to any ideologist who crossed my path.
Yup. That’s the perfect answer, plus curiosity about the response will get that artist plenty of clicks, so it’s all good.
Lordamighty · 03/08/2020 15:40

I’m not on Twitter but would love to see this on LOJ’s feed. I think he might explode with outrage.

DialSquare · 03/08/2020 15:52

Exactly Lillian. And we can call then Batophobic if they try to argue!

LillianBland · 03/08/2020 15:58

@DialSquare

Exactly Lillian. And we can call then Batophobic if they try to argue!
Well, since bats are mammals and humans are mammals, it stands to reason that bat’s rights are....erm...human rights. 🤔
DialSquare · 03/08/2020 16:00

I can see how you would come to that calculation!

diggadoo · 03/08/2020 16:08

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Anotherlovelybitofsquirrel · 03/08/2020 16:18

Omg that's fucking brilliant!! Thanks OP!

SheWhoMustNotBeHeard · 03/08/2020 16:24

Glad you all enjoyed and that some of you were able to share with others. Maybe I should put it on AIBU for traffic?

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Gibbonsgibbonsgibbons · 03/08/2020 16:26

“Extreme form of cosplay” Star
Thanks OP

LillianBland · 03/08/2020 16:32

@SheWhoMustNotBeHeard

Glad you all enjoyed and that some of you were able to share with others. Maybe I should put it on AIBU for traffic?
YES! Be prepared for the ‘keep that on the feminist pages...bla bla”. 😁

But it’s about bats. 😇

DialSquare · 03/08/2020 16:36

It will be interesting to see just how many stop being mean posts you get in AIBU as I think they have reduced recently. Maybe down to JKR.

SheWhoMustNotBeHeard · 03/08/2020 17:05

I have posted on AIBU but I'm not sure it will be seen as it seems very busy board today. Ah well.

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SophocIestheFox · 03/08/2020 17:17

Hahaha! Nailed it. He seems switched on.

rosiethehen · 03/08/2020 17:23

If you remove the bat's wings and fit it with rabbit's ears can the bat become a wabbat?

Those people who think they're so clever arguing that sex is a social construct....I bet they use contraception......because, nature.

ErrolTheDragon · 03/08/2020 20:09

@Muttonindistress

I love the idea of a bat signal too. It could be a sort of GC logo to put on t-shirts, badges etc. I already have a pair of bat earrings. 🦇
ErrolTheDragon · 03/08/2020 20:12

Sorry, that wasn’t meant to be a silent bat squeak

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