So, ladies... is your DH your king?

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I don't think my DH will be getting one of these any time soon!

He's my 'king pain in the arse sometimes.

I'm a one-woman republic.

Who buys this stuff? You’re just going to look psychotic if your DH wears this.

What?

That t-shirt is totally bonkers

I would sooner buy a t-shirt that said, "My husband would have preferred a 4-pack of beer, but I decided to get him yet another stupid t-shirt."

Who' going to bother reading all of that waffle? Be concise, sexist tshirt makers.

You can get matching mugs as well. A mug for a mug!

That is so embarrassing.

I get adverts for t-shirts a bit like this on Facebook that randomly put together two bits of information Facebook knows about me like "beware a woman who was born in the summer and likes Pink Floyd" or similar such nonsense.

So a really big mug, then?

Yep. DH would definitely prefer Lego. Imagine a t-shirt saying a woman was the property of her husband?

This sells?

My partner would rather die than wear that! And I think we'd split up if I ever heard him describing me like that!

God that just made me want to vomit.

I'm tempted to prank my DP and get him that for his birthday

I love the fb product ads with targeted slogans. I had a hoodie advertised to me once which said "all the best people graduated in medicine from [my university]" except I'd dropped off the course earlier that year. Low blow fb, low blow.

Eew yuk! I would buy this for dh only if I really wanted to piss him off.

Christ that is awful. I do worry that there must be people out there who buy this sort of shite.

My favourite stupid slogan t-shirt I've seen was one which said something like "gender is a spectrum" or "smash the gender binary" or some such shite, and then had the option for you to buy it in either "male" or "female" style. Made me chuckle. The perfect example of when activism meets capitalism.

Everyone would have to stop him in the treetops for 10 minutes to actually read it it's so lengthy. Absurd.

Presuming that someone must be buying this nonsense I'm left wondering why any woman would want her husband to walk around wearing something like that.

DP would be worried about my mental health if I bought him one of those.

I saw this lovely family version

Made me feel quite ill

At least it doesn't take 5 minutes to read those though.