Mermaids on twitter

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Has mermaids closed their twitter account or been suspended? I can't find it and I definitely haven't been blocked.

I'm wondering whether the whole Phoebe Waller-Bridge has forced them to be quiet for a bit?

@BiologyNotBigotry

My record is three Jaffa cakes at once. They are surprisingly bulky once in the mouth. I dare anyone to do four. Not possible.

Gender free brains what are they like

How is talking about biology transphobic

You need to get up to date on what is and isn't acceptable. as a person under the Stonewall trans-umbrella this trans-phobia from you is disgusting.

I never said there were more than two genders, there aren't. Until fork brains get proven by science, they aren't real

Remember when Wagon Wheels used to be the size of frizbees?

I haven't had a wagon wheel in years! Have they shrunk them like everything else?

This thread is Forkphobic.

Gender free brains what are they like

They increase and decrease in mass, it's to do with the moons and tides, you need to look it up.

I swear @MNHQ is asleep. Where are the mods.

If one of us had said any of that crap it would be already deleted.

Have they shrunk them like everything else?

Yeah, they are now the size of old chocolate digestives, and chocolate digestives are now the size of smaller chocolate digestives.

Can everyone stop talking about jaffa cakes I'm supposed to be on a diet.

Ignoring the stupidity, as all of the other women here should too...

What on earth has Mermaids been tweeting about PWB??

@CaptainKirksSpookyghost

Everyone knows that women have a tiny sea in their brain. When the moon is full the low tide sucks out brain cells through the ear. Poof! They vanish.

It’s what makes us ladies so flighty and unreliable.

Yes back to the subject at hand.

What has Mermaids done this time?

I identify as a fork. I know I don't pass as a fork at the moment, I'm on the waiting list for surgery. One day though I will be long thin and silver with shiny prongs. In the meantime, I like to sleep in the cutlery drawer with the knives and spoons. They are my brothers and sisters. It keeps it real for me. 🍽

Because fortnite biology is a social construct, its all about the gender feels

Everyone knows that women have a tiny sea in their brain. When the moon is full the low tide sucks out brain cells through the ear. Poof! They vanish.

Oh yes, i remember, it's called the ment-pool cycle.

Giving girls puberty blockers because they do not like pink Lego and all things fluffy is stupid. Kids have different likes and dislikes, forcing gender stereotypes on kids restricts their future life choices.

@CaptainKirksSpookyghost 😂😂😂

actual trans people have been proven by science

Where to start with this?

I could talk about how trans is defined and by who and thereafter the "science" that supports a multitude of those differing ideologies whose results have a correlation to the ethos of who funds it. Then conclude with a simple explanation of biology.

Frankly I'd rather eat a Jaffa cake.

My lady brain didn't realise you could make new accounts. I've only been on Mumsnet for 14 years too.

Transpeople have been proven by science to be people. Just like anyone else. That's it. You can't change sex, not matter how you outwardly present.

What if your brain is in the wrong body
Or the fork is in the big utensil drawer

Eeeek

I did see the tweet that the mermaids used a picture of PWB. It seemed it was a promoting something that mermaids do