All the things men put their penis in

[DJLippy]

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I know "someone" who once managed to insert an urethral sound (metal one) too far and couldn't get it out. That was great fun.

I wouldn’t put the Sunday Sport in with the Mail, Sun or Gaurdian. The Sunday Sport is a jokey paper like Viz comics etc. Most of thier headlines are jokes or puns.