So what does one identify oneself as today?

[ThePrincipal]

Whatever the answer. It is wrong, because it is a nonsensical question IMO, which implies one is an imposter and delusional.

You either ARE a woman or not, if you identify as one but is not BEING one....? Imposter and delusional. Sorry that’s the 💡 light bulb moment I had today and all these light bulbs moments are all logically pointing to the same conclusion.

That is true. You have no boundaries, your game is to colonise everywhere by erasing everyone ‘s boundaries...

Got it in one.

First target - those fancy Puffins, with their 'I'm better than you' beaks, pretending to be all cute and innocent.

That’s one way of looking at ‘inclusion’.

I'm identifying as a man today. Now, if you ladies will excuse me I'm off to enjoy some male privilege by manspreading on the bus to accommodate my massive, imaginary balls, and I'm going to mansplain some stuff to a woman who knows more than me.

Oh, you said erasing everyone's boundaries. My bad, penguins just want to erase everyone.

Are you specifically Id'ing as Feathers McGraw?

Well. The grand plan is
Step 1 Erase everyone’s boundaries
Step 2 Invade
Step 3 Erase Erase everyone

Yes probably the sinister Feather McGraw of many guises, out for world domination.

Well. The grand plan is
Step 1 Erase everyone’s boundaries
Step 2 Invade
Step 3 Erase Erase everyone
Step 4 Declare ones' self Puffin

So you're seabird-fluid?

I am identifying as a zebra.
I have zebra print (stripe) shoes on so that is enough to prove I am a real zebra.
The other zebras need to get over the fact that some zebras have human bodies and the fact I feelz zebra is enough.
They now need to let me into their enclosure

However I am concerned over the number of self IDing leopards there are on my tube..

Why? Because you th8nk they are really tigers self id’ing as leopards and that they have misidentified you as a fellow tiger rather than a zebra?

Are you offended to be misidentified? Is that the concern?

I am identifying as someone who can eat a whole bag of fruit pastilles and not put on an ounce. And my fruit pastilles identify as real fruit, so I have definitely had my five a day.

Or are you using your outward expression of your stripey shoes to identify as a tiger identifying as a zebra?

I am more worried that with their cis cat privilege they will eat me

Trans zebras suffer from being eaten far more than natal zebras with their cis zebra privilege. For starters they can run faster...

sigh-I am still id ing as totally confused & will remain so & I am not gender or anything else fluid except confused & & I only want to take over my cup of tea & if anyone treads over that boundary be prepared for war - heck I l id as tea! especially first thing in the morning - no I am not addicted (much)

I wish you lot would stop saying fluid. I'm desperate for a wee and DD is in the bath.

which totally proves that your a cis female because it wouldn't be so much a problem :) if you weren't (still confused trying to work out if that sentence made sense)

I identify as some bursting with energy.

Going back to bed for a nap, though.