NUFFINK TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

[CybilLiberty]

Too slow mamaG

Oooh, am liking the street vibe Cyb...

We got to eat well cos we is worth it innit.

Yoo-hoo!

yeah man

Have just wrecked street vibe, haven't I?

Dinky all through the moment when it looked like everyone thought I might be stalking Bobbie, I didn't mind because you described me as slender, veh farking sad.

yes bobbie but I have an Enid Blytonish image of you now so it sort of goes. I imagine you waving a silk hankie

LOL Bob

Cyb you are strident and street now you is 40.

I love these new skinny threads. hate the old lumpen slow ones

Love a new clean thread. Plumps cushions, straightens Grazia, pins bikini on wall as a reminder NOT TO BIFF.

Yep Bobs - but if you've got your hoodie on and your pants showing cos your trousers are pulled down to your knees only you're forgiven

Lol at Dukes being a slender stalker

Really?

Is it the dress?

That is, slender whilst going through her skip. Now THAT is street-ish.

I feel like I've had a colonic

Yes its the dress

And the hair

and the pasty face

Or you could borrow Cyb's uber trendy fleece from today to street up Bobs

I'm chortling away to myself up here

Yes, I'm wearing my strides rather low slung, what? Innit.

Will that do?

Arent you a bit preppy Bob?

Oh - we're down wit the kids tonite are we?

OK, I can do this...

Wassup slaaaaaaaaaaags. Get chore bitchin asses in here for some wupping.

oh the SEX FLEECE has gone back into the dinner ladies cupboard.

Lol at pasty face.

Have been slapping on St Tropez Everyday all week.

How did you know?

Do you all live in my skip

ironically i actually AM wearing my own flece atm. but its grey and from uniqlo and its a small, not a tripleXL

Excellent - Porridge youre channelling the wire there. Smokin. You feel me?

Am pmsl at the idea of all of us stuck in Bobbie's skip tapping away on laptops.

Just had a lightbulb moment -lets have our imaginary travelodge meet up in Bobbie's skip!