NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

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New thread, old one too big.

Go!

I don't mind mine tbh. They are in pretty good shape and at least if you have big jugs they make your cake gut look proportionally smaller if you're a little on the portly side. You can get away with a bit of extra weight for a bit longer, so long as your boobs stick out further than your gut

big bust so tricky to dress

cyb, i love the orange

am sipping fruit infusion currently
and have rediscovered the delight of the chopped carrot crudite as a snack

I am drinking black chai (unsweetened) and half watching Lemony Snickett with DD.

Am immune to penguins today [proud]
(although had to show dh where the secret stash was)

Ah good time for me + my 42F's to step in.
Not doing too badly now DH is home, had tomato susoup for lunch, snacked on mackerel + avocado.
Meatballs + giant stir fry for tea, no garlic bread, made rhubarb crumble for pudding, had 2 spoons, no custard. Damn was good tho.

I think dd2 is over ear infection, she's much better today, so with any luck will sleep tonight so i will feel human tomorrow.

Cyb, you are my height, and i've size 8 feet. Am v am only aiming for 13 st at the mo as well, that seems far enough!

buy yes Darrell, it can be difficult to look chic with big breasts. Slutty or frumpy are easy done though

but not buy, i'm typing in th dark

god mn is dull today - apart from you lovely biffers

yes, the barmaid look or vvvvvv maternal looking

there's always gb later on
will be biffing then

can't be arsed with gb tbh

yy eric, major cba today on these threads. Even the politrolls are dull

I wonder if we'll get smiley Gordon or stern and serious Gordon?

even teh sex nightie thread has been bludgeoned to death by dullness

i know eric, i accidentally looked at that BDSM thread. Cripes. Some daft moo came on hoping for a soft porn Razzle style conversation about ballgags and got Dittany holding forth about why she and her DH were responsible for the ruination of feminism and debasment (is that a word) of women. Ooops

smiley gb is like the clown in a horror movie

i am sure i am v. shallow and oppressed but i find all that talk humourless and turgid

it's an 'ugh' thread, completely unnecessary. I'm buggering off again, might be back to laugh at gb.

i think dittany has her place on MN fighting for women's rights and arguing feminisms corner. However, I do think, in that case the poster who said that she was reading oppression and abuse into a situation where there wasn't any, where it was wholly consenting on both sides, had a point. Granted, I don't particularly care that the OP's DH woke her 2 hourly to stick a watermelon up her bum or whatever, but FGS, she clearly didn't feel that oppressed/disgusted/debased by it so how was Dittany telling the OP that her husband was an abusive tosser helpful, useful or even relevant ?

we should ask him his favourite joke?

either way, it's a hider of a thread

I wan to ask him if he has to dance when he hears Footloose. It's waaaaay before my time [youngun emoticon] but that song is like a drug to me

Darrell - glad you are off penguins today missy. 5 was a little excessive!

Did you see Lynn Redgrave died? Sad.

Still in zone. DH out tonight so took chilli out of freezer for me. Will just have with some natural yoghurt.

Never had big boobs although am a 40E. They are in proportion and usually the first place I lose weight from!

Got sidetracked while posting this and started it about and hour and a half ago! Have now had dinner.

I forgot I had those m&s garlic flat breads that th dds were supposed to eat at the weekend and I just thought, bugger it and ate one. Had incredibly small portion of spaghetti and tomato sauce to make up for it. Sorta