Miam - this is all your fault! Having forced me to start thinking of poetry, here's a song instead.......
Presenting, the mumsnet mamas Christmas Carol (the tune should be fairly obvious)
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Hark! the mumsnet mamas sing,
?What we want is to be thin!;
Fight the flab, and lose that fat,
Salads now, not chocolate!
Why don't you join in our diet?
You won't know until you try it,
How those pounds will disappear,
You'll have smaller tum and rear?.
Refrain
Hark! the mumsnet mamas sing,
?What we want is to be thin!?
If you're wanting to be thinner
Take care choosing what's for dinner.
Always count those calories,
Cut back on the wine and cheese.
Fruit and veg is fine aplenty
Eat them till your plate is empty,
Then you won't need naughty treats
Like sticky cakes, nuts and sweets.
Refrain
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Now over to you to add some more verses!