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Possibly the water troll

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teaandtoastwithmarmite · 30/10/2022 22:33

Sorry if I'm wrong but there was a thread like this a while back and it was that water troll

To think DH is up to something extremely suspicious? http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/amiibeingunreasonable/4666689-to-think-dh-is-up-to-something-extremely-suspicious

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TastesLikeFlavourlessFizz · 30/10/2022 23:00

Oh it sounds like I’ve missed some good ones! Toilet worms?!

I also thought the M&S troll was a different person entirely!

EveryFlightBeginsWithAFall · 30/10/2022 23:02

TastesLikeFlavourlessFizz · 30/10/2022 23:00

Oh it sounds like I’ve missed some good ones! Toilet worms?!

I also thought the M&S troll was a different person entirely!

Well the dh was putting food down the loo because he was worried about rats but then it turned out there was huge worm like creatures living in the sewers 😑

EscapeRoomToTheSun · 30/10/2022 23:02

What is the M&S. /aiden aspect? Ive missed those ones.

Neverplayleapfrogwithmrpipes · 30/10/2022 23:16

Weird post mentioning waterways!
www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4666713-to-consider-hunting-animals-to-combat-cost-of-living-crisis

Pixiedust1234 · 30/10/2022 23:19

Thats a relief. I was avoiding the crab thread as I thought it was real and about global warming. Glad I came here.

Apileofballyhoo · 30/10/2022 23:26

This thread has really made me laugh. Though it makes me sad to think somebody is writing these posts. It's such a sad thing to do to occupy your time.

Hawkins001 · 30/10/2022 23:27

Neverplayleapfrogwithmrpipes · 30/10/2022 23:16

I got that one, and yes bison did appear

Tinner01 · 30/10/2022 23:29

@Hawkins001 after a while the food down the toilet one turned into a story about how the food was actually to feed a race of intelligent snake like beings which live in the sewers! 😆😆

TastesLikeFlavourlessFizz · 30/10/2022 23:30

EveryFlightBeginsWithAFall · 30/10/2022 23:02

Well the dh was putting food down the loo because he was worried about rats but then it turned out there was huge worm like creatures living in the sewers 😑

Oh I saw the beginning of that one! I obviously got bored before it got good! Damn it.

minou123 · 30/10/2022 23:30

EscapeRoomToTheSun · 30/10/2022 23:02

What is the M&S. /aiden aspect? Ive missed those ones.

The M&S/Aiden Troll is a strange individual.
The 1st thread was all about how M&S wouldn't hire her, even though she knew the best pairings. She had failed the interview.
She felt her knowledge of pairing steak with thick cut chips should have meant she'd sail through the interview and they would be lucky to have her.

But as it went on and on, it got stranger and stranger, in which she suggested inappropriate relationship between the manager and one of the staff called Aiden. It became very nasty,even though it was all made up

Hawkins001 · 30/10/2022 23:31

Tinner01 · 30/10/2022 23:29

@Hawkins001 after a while the food down the toilet one turned into a story about how the food was actually to feed a race of intelligent snake like beings which live in the sewers! 😆😆

Holy smokes, I did not realise it went that far down the rabbit hole, I came off that thread when it was fairly new, much appreciated for the update, omg 😲

Hawkins001 · 30/10/2022 23:32

TastesLikeFlavourlessFizz · 30/10/2022 23:30

Oh I saw the beginning of that one! I obviously got bored before it got good! Damn it.

Me too, I usually browse the active ones, and dabble.

LucyLiuu · 30/10/2022 23:34

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EveryFlightBeginsWithAFall · 30/10/2022 23:35

minou123 · 30/10/2022 23:30

The M&S/Aiden Troll is a strange individual.
The 1st thread was all about how M&S wouldn't hire her, even though she knew the best pairings. She had failed the interview.
She felt her knowledge of pairing steak with thick cut chips should have meant she'd sail through the interview and they would be lucky to have her.

But as it went on and on, it got stranger and stranger, in which she suggested inappropriate relationship between the manager and one of the staff called Aiden. It became very nasty,even though it was all made up

Oh yeah, actually I did catch some of that one

LucyLiuu · 30/10/2022 23:35

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Hawkins001 · 30/10/2022 23:37

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I'm all for an open mind, x files influenced, but then it's knowing the tree from the forest so to speak.

that said, certainly unusual.

EveryFlightBeginsWithAFall · 30/10/2022 23:38

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And they are mind controlling the crabs, which apparently are easily mind controlled

And the Loch Ness monster is one of these snake type things but it doesn't have the exoskeleton while it's watching us 👀👀

vodkaredbullgirl · 30/10/2022 23:38

another 1 appeared can't link thread

LucyLiuu · 30/10/2022 23:38

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LucyLiuu · 30/10/2022 23:39

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vodkaredbullgirl · 30/10/2022 23:39

weird creatures you ever seen

EveryFlightBeginsWithAFall · 30/10/2022 23:40

vodkaredbullgirl · 30/10/2022 23:38

another 1 appeared can't link thread

And the op of that post is right here ^^

LucyLiuu · 30/10/2022 23:41

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vodkaredbullgirl · 30/10/2022 23:41

EveryFlightBeginsWithAFall · 30/10/2022 23:40

And the op of that post is right here ^^

ops fuck lol

FoxyLadyBOOtique · 30/10/2022 23:42

What is the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

Yow cor wash your ‘onds in a buffalo.