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Note: This topic is primarily for users to flag spam and glaringly obvious trolls to the Night Watch team. If there's a poster who's really worrying you, please do report it to MNHQ in the usual way.

Possibly the water troll

67 replies

teaandtoastwithmarmite · 30/10/2022 22:33

Sorry if I'm wrong but there was a thread like this a while back and it was that water troll

To think DH is up to something extremely suspicious? http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/amiibeingunreasonable/4666689-to-think-dh-is-up-to-something-extremely-suspicious

OP posts:
Neverplayleapfrogwithaunicorn · 30/10/2022 22:40

They are on about bison for some odd reason

Hawkins001 · 30/10/2022 22:42

A cattle meetings, think we need fox mulder

BIWI · 30/10/2022 22:43

Yep - that's the bison troll.

They're getting cleverer about drawing people in by posting ostensibly sensible stuff for a while, before they then launch in to their stupid troll subject.

vodkaredbullgirl · 30/10/2022 22:45

bison again

Emerald4512 · 30/10/2022 22:46

What's a water/bison troll?!

TokyoSushi · 30/10/2022 22:47

It's definitely one of the more unusual trolls! But yes 🤦🏼‍♀️

Debsdonein · 30/10/2022 22:48

What's the point in all this? I don't understand what people get out of being a troll. Confused

TastesLikeFlavourlessFizz · 30/10/2022 22:48

Is the bison troll the same as the water troll?

MustDust · 30/10/2022 22:48

I don't get it, once upon a time we had a poo troll and a plimsoll/ugg troll amongst your other run of the mill weirdo. But wtf is the bison thing?

StrictlyJowita · 30/10/2022 22:49

WTF was that all about? Bison! God, I miss the good old fashioned plimsoll troll.

Hawkins001 · 30/10/2022 22:49

Debsdonein · 30/10/2022 22:48

What's the point in all this? I don't understand what people get out of being a troll. Confused

Me neither, to much effort, and I already made pickles and had to make apologies to musnet hq, and that was effort enough, never mind the complexities of fake accounts ect

EveryFlightBeginsWithAFall · 30/10/2022 22:49

TastesLikeFlavourlessFizz · 30/10/2022 22:48

Is the bison troll the same as the water troll?

That's what I came to ask

I'm assuming the crab and toilet worm troll is the water troll but I missed the first bison post

BIWI · 30/10/2022 22:50

Yes @TastesLikeFlavourlessFizz the water troll is the bison troll, which is also the M&S/Aiden troll. They are tedious beyond belief.

Hawkins001 · 30/10/2022 22:50

EveryFlightBeginsWithAFall · 30/10/2022 22:49

That's what I came to ask

I'm assuming the crab and toilet worm troll is the water troll but I missed the first bison post

I try to catch the threads before mumsnet get the zappers. It's a mix at times

Apileofballyhoo · 30/10/2022 22:50

So the DH is down the pub pretending to be a water buffalo?

EveryFlightBeginsWithAFall · 30/10/2022 22:51

Hawkins001 · 30/10/2022 22:50

I try to catch the threads before mumsnet get the zappers. It's a mix at times

The toilet one yesterday was up for quite a while . I usually catch them just before they get zapped so miss some if the posts

Hawkins001 · 30/10/2022 22:52

Apileofballyhoo · 30/10/2022 22:50

So the DH is down the pub pretending to be a water buffalo?

Pretty much, he's with a group of cohorts doing mystery things with these creatures

TokyoSushi · 30/10/2022 22:52

Oh is it the same person as the food in the toilet yesterday?!

Hawkins001 · 30/10/2022 22:53

EveryFlightBeginsWithAFall · 30/10/2022 22:51

The toilet one yesterday was up for quite a while . I usually catch them just before they get zapped so miss some if the posts

On the Amazon tablet it can save to reading list, so if it gets zapped as long as I was in time, it gets most of the responses

BEAM123 · 30/10/2022 22:54

A couple of people (I was one) just made a bison comment on the post to draw attention to it being the bison/ water troll.
The bison troll is obsessed with bison being released in the UK, they post normal situations but written in an odd way, and then they turn the thread to their bison concerns 🤷

The water troll starts talking about weird water stuff

Hawkins001 · 30/10/2022 22:54

TokyoSushi · 30/10/2022 22:52

Oh is it the same person as the food in the toilet yesterday?!

The water ocd and food in the pipes, I had a read of that but did not connect it as being a pickle one

FlippertyGibberts · 30/10/2022 22:57

Are the bison and water trolls the same person then? I remember a similar OP recently that eventually turned into some kind of chemicals in the water thing.

BIWI · 30/10/2022 22:59

Yes, they're the same (tedious) person.

Also the one who keeps posting about mysterious sea monsters.

EveryFlightBeginsWithAFall · 30/10/2022 22:59

TokyoSushi · 30/10/2022 22:52

Oh is it the same person as the food in the toilet yesterday?!

I think the toilet one yesterday was the same as the one about crabs becoming extinct today . Not sure about bison

EveryFlightBeginsWithAFall · 30/10/2022 23:00

BIWI · 30/10/2022 22:59

Yes, they're the same (tedious) person.

Also the one who keeps posting about mysterious sea monsters.

Yeah that's got to be the same as the toilet and crab one, always ends in weird water serpants taking over the world