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The night watch

Note: This topic is primarily for users to flag spam and glaringly obvious trolls to the Night Watch team. If there's a poster who's really worrying you, please do report it to MNHQ in the usual way.

Bit self explanatory

49 replies

DecimatedDreams · 04/07/2022 23:40

One in AIBU you may want to zap ..

OP posts:
Alicewither · 05/07/2022 00:04

I do wonder what pushed them to the limit

Emmelina · 05/07/2022 00:04

Tedious little turd, ain’t he?

nocoolnamesleft · 05/07/2022 00:06

I suspect his limits are very, well, limited.

Alicewither · 05/07/2022 00:08

There’s a new one up about a Night Worcha. His words, not mine

Dogmum40 · 05/07/2022 00:08

WeBuiltCisCityOnSexistRoles · 05/07/2022 00:04

I particularly liked this post on a thread about Pizza Hut

"CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT
CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT
CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT
CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT
CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT"

Bit of an overreaction I thought. Maybe he works for Dominos?

Maybe they forgot to add pineapple, they forgot my pineapple once, so I know the feeling 😂

WeBuiltCisCityOnSexistRoles · 05/07/2022 00:09

Pineapple on a pizza, @Dogmum40?!

You cunt

Grin
SheldonesqueTheBstard · 05/07/2022 00:09

I’m just glad he is on the keyboard.

If the old wives tale is true, if he’d been engaging in his other favourite hobby this evening, he’d have been blind.

Dogmum40 · 05/07/2022 00:13

WeBuiltCisCityOnSexistRoles · 05/07/2022 00:09

Pineapple on a pizza, @Dogmum40?!

You cunt

Grin

I know I am, my hubby refuses to have pizza with me outside the house 🙈😆 I think I’ll join my new mate over in Pizza Hut and we can be cunts together , he’ll understand the love of pineapple on pizza I’m sure.. 😜

NiteWotcha · 05/07/2022 00:16

evening all!
thanks for reporting - the more people click Report, the better (not just reporting to NightWatch)
Flowers

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 05/07/2022 00:17

And a tribute to Winston Churchill no less on the last zap.

Seasoned 13 year old it is…

JaneJeffer · 05/07/2022 00:18

Ah ok @NiteWotcha I thought it was pointless reporting at night. Keep up the good fight (on the beaches and elsewhere Grin) Flowers or Wine

WeBuiltCisCityOnSexistRoles · 05/07/2022 00:19

Whack a troll tonight for sure! I'm quite enjoying some of the replies to him though, especially when his SPaG is getting corrected Grin

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 05/07/2022 00:21

you are not alone Dogmum

For I too am a caaaahnt. As well as a b’stard. I’ve been known to sample a Hawaiian in my time. Not in public though. 😉

Alicewither · 05/07/2022 00:22

@WeBuiltCisCityOnSexistRoles

it was me that corrected him, I spat my drink out when I realised there’s someone actually called Night Wotcha (it’s the moderator)

NiteWotcha · 05/07/2022 00:25

It does help if you keep clicking the Report button!
we have system back-up SmileFlowers

Dogmum40 · 05/07/2022 00:26

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 05/07/2022 00:17

And a tribute to Winston Churchill no less on the last zap.

Seasoned 13 year old it is…

I missed that one, I nipped to the loo, was it inspirational and educational?

NiteWotcha · 05/07/2022 00:26

Alicewither · 05/07/2022 00:22

@WeBuiltCisCityOnSexistRoles

it was me that corrected him, I spat my drink out when I realised there’s someone actually called Night Wotcha (it’s the moderator)

<waves>
<considers name changes to Nite Wortcher…>
Wink

Dogmum40 · 05/07/2022 00:27

I feel like I’m in Game of Thrones, we got sheldon the bastard, the night watch and that twat calling everyone a cunt! Who’s got the wine and hookers? 😂

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 05/07/2022 00:35

I believe He was going to fight the lovely NiteWotcha on the beaches of all things dogmum

Once he’d unravelled himself from his Paddington pyjamas.

Dogmum40 · 05/07/2022 00:39

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 05/07/2022 00:35

I believe He was going to fight the lovely NiteWotcha on the beaches of all things dogmum

Once he’d unravelled himself from his Paddington pyjamas.

Reading his posts I doubt he could fight his way out of a paper bag but you never know… Winston ( or nitewotcha) need not be afraid

NiteWotcha · 05/07/2022 00:45

JaneJeffer · 05/07/2022 00:18

Ah ok @NiteWotcha I thought it was pointless reporting at night. Keep up the good fight (on the beaches and elsewhere Grin) Flowers or Wine

Thanks Jane

NiteWotcha · 05/07/2022 00:47

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 05/07/2022 00:35

I believe He was going to fight the lovely NiteWotcha on the beaches of all things dogmum

Once he’d unravelled himself from his Paddington pyjamas.

Beaches, you say?
<goes to find flip flops and sunscreen>Grin

Dogmum40 · 05/07/2022 00:49

NiteWotcha · 05/07/2022 00:47

Beaches, you say?
<goes to find flip flops and sunscreen>Grin

I’ll bring the towels and cocktails! See you there 🤩

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