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Note: This topic is primarily for users to flag spam and glaringly obvious trolls to the Night Watch team. If there's a poster who's really worrying you, please do report it to MNHQ in the usual way.

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Bit self explanatory

49 replies

DecimatedDreams · 04/07/2022 23:40

One in AIBU you may want to zap ..

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SummerBummers · 04/07/2022 23:41

More than one, that poster is going to town

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DecimatedDreams · 04/07/2022 23:41

Aren't they just?!

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 04/07/2022 23:44

They are rather determined to be noticed.

Dogmum40 · 04/07/2022 23:44

They’ve either had a very bad day or drunk!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 04/07/2022 23:44

Or 12.

Dogmum40 · 04/07/2022 23:45

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 04/07/2022 23:44

Or 12.

Very true! I forgot that one..

LivingNextDoorToNorma · 04/07/2022 23:46

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 04/07/2022 23:44

Or 12.

The repeated use of the word ‘virgin’ as an insult sort of gives them away, doesn’t it!

BaronessBomburst · 04/07/2022 23:47

I don't think 12 year olds use that terminology, do they? Mine doesn't at any rate!

mrsfollowill · 04/07/2022 23:47

It's been every night for a few days this one- always around this time at least they are not on about 'perfect pairings' and Aiden (God love him!) for once.

Dogmum40 · 04/07/2022 23:49

LivingNextDoorToNorma · 04/07/2022 23:46

The repeated use of the word ‘virgin’ as an insult sort of gives them away, doesn’t it!

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They did have quite a large vocabulary of swears words so it’s either a 12 year old who’s just leant them all today or a 13 year old seasoned professional.

SquirrelSoShiny · 04/07/2022 23:53

They seem to be the pizza hut one too lol

WafflyVersatileOohOoh · 04/07/2022 23:54

And for something a bit different

www.mumsnet.com/talk/conception/4583239-adoption-twin-girls

Hoardasurass · 04/07/2022 23:56

Have been reporting this poster it seems like a game of whack-a-troll

Dogmum40 · 04/07/2022 23:57

Hoardasurass · 04/07/2022 23:56

Have been reporting this poster it seems like a game of whack-a-troll

Whack a troll 😆😆 that made me chuckle!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 04/07/2022 23:58

Someone has clearly been having too many sweeties round at Nana’s today.

JaneJeffer · 04/07/2022 23:58

Do you think they come up with them as they go along or write a list first?

Dogmum40 · 05/07/2022 00:01

JaneJeffer · 04/07/2022 23:58

Do you think they come up with them as they go along or write a list first?

I can’t honestly believe this was thought out and planned that much! I was secretly impressed with one post that correctly used “their” instead of “there” so they aren’t too bad on spelling I give them 7/10 ( definitely room for improvement ) the grammar is shocking though so 0/10 for that!!!

Mandatorymongoose · 05/07/2022 00:03

Gosh they are very busy! Maybe they need a hobby (cycling?)

JaneJeffer · 05/07/2022 00:03

The Covid one was quite good. Not a fan of the rest.

WeBuiltCisCityOnSexistRoles · 05/07/2022 00:04

I particularly liked this post on a thread about Pizza Hut

"CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT
CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT
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CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT
CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT"

Bit of an overreaction I thought. Maybe he works for Dominos?

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