Whatya gonna do with all that junk...

[PollyCreo]

My little lady lumps

I regularly sing this Black Eyed Peas song to my lady dcats, they love it My boycats are stripey so they are treated to 'Tiger Feet' and 'Africa' by Toto 😸

Which songs do your cats enjoy?

I try singing at my cats and they usually run off 😂😂 my voice is obviously not cat friendly

I usually sing Love Cats!

Not very original, but Whats New Pussycat is a surprise hit with mine.

The theme from The Flintstones. Because I sing

Tea times, it's the tea times
It's the tea times for the kittens' tums
When they have their teatimes
It goes in their mouths and out their bums

- I'm 52 and should know better.

Thank god I'm not the only weirdo who sings to my cats

@ikboo that's brilliant. Were you the one who did the 'pooper scooper' song?

@PollyCreo - I've done a pooper scooper song to the Oompa Loompa song from Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory. It might not be the one you're thinking of, though .

Pooper scooper, scooping the poop
If you are lucky it won't be like goop
Pooper scooper, scooper de dee
Why is the scooper of poop always me?

Now we're getting into Phoebe Buffay 'Smelly Cat' jingle

Someone definitely wrote Pooper Scooper to the tune of Super Trooper

@iklboo

The theme from The Flintstones. Because I sing

Tea times, it's the tea times
It's the tea times for the kittens' tums
When they have their teatimes
It goes in their mouths and out their bums

- I'm 52 and should know better.

Love this! Funny and accurate!

"Got my fur, got my eyes, got my tooth, got my tongue, got my paws, got my ears, got my mama... I got my mama"

Cheddar also gets the Smelly cat sing. Because her poo stinks!!

“Born free, as free as the wind blows …” as he’s bounding up the garden when I call him. The neighbours must think I’m mad.

"Loving you is easy cos you're beautiful"
"You walked into my life and now you're taking over"
"I'm just wild about Saffron"
She likes music but she doesn't like my singing

To the tune of Mr Sandman

Mr Sushi show me your beans
Cos they're the cutest that I've ever seen
They're so delicious I'd have them on toast
Cos they're the tasty beans that I love the most
Mr Sushi show me (big finish) your beeeeeeeeeeeans.

I can't sing and he hates it

Oh god, loads.

"You are my LittleBeast, my lovely LittleBeast, you make me haaaappy any time of day, you'll never know how much I lurvve you, please don't take my LittleBeast away"

I like @Chikapu and may nick - will add jazz hands and advise of any outcome / response

Actually love everyone's and will definitely nick @pawpaws2022 too! I was singing along (in my head) to some of 'Hair's' more non pc lyrics today!

Could you be
The most beautiful puss in the world
Plain to see
You're the reason why God made a puss

Don't squeak
I know just what you're saying
So please just stop kneading, don't knead me cos it hurts
Wooaahh don't squeak....

I have found my people . My DGM used to sing to her cats and I uphold the tradition.
On Christmas Night All Pussycats Sing is a festive fave.
There's a cat in me kitchen, what am I gonna do?
probably trip over the bugger.

DCat 2 kneads my chest. He gets

I like to boobie boobie
I like to boobie boobie
I like to boobie boobie
I like to BOOBIE!

@ClariceQuiff

Could you be The most beautiful puss in the world Plain to see You're the reason why God made a puss

"Hey, did you happen to meet The most beautiful cat in the world? And if you did Was she purring, purring?"

To the tune of Liberty X's "Just a little"

Stripey, everything about you is so stripey...

@iklboo

The theme from The Flintstones. Because I sing

Tea times, it's the tea times
It's the tea times for the kittens' tums
When they have their teatimes
It goes in their mouths and out their bums

- I'm 52 and should know better.

This is so lovely and so funny!

I single ‘bubble butt’ to my tortie.

And to boycat, I sing ‘Hello Mr Pussycat, shall we have a dreamie, breakfast come and we need some treats’ to the tune of the banana boat/fruit and fibre song.

I don't sing to mine, but this morning it should've been, "I always feel like somebody's watchin' me & I have no privacy!". The upstairs cat watches my every move