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FlyingFlamingo · 08/09/2021 22:30

Amazon suggested I may wish to purchase one of these for my cats and I have many questions Grin

Firstly, how exactly do I get my cat to sit still in order to have it applied (I’m not sure ‘petting them to calm them’ will work if they see me coming towards them with a bag to put over their heads Hmm)

Secondly, it is mesh, yes? And cats have claws? And teeth? That they don’t mind using generally? So how long is the mesh going to last against a thrashing, biting, angry cat? I’m thinking probably not long Wink

Also, who washes their cat regularly enough to need a special device for it? Grin

Has anyone actually ever seen one in action? I’m not sure my hands would survive trying it out here, and I like having hands Grin

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Anordinarymum · 08/09/2021 22:41

Never seen owt as daft in my life OP :)

I have three Siamese cats and they are well known for their intelligence and their naughtiness, and all three let me bath them; admittedly they are not keen and I do not do this often. We only bath them when they start to smell like ferrets or have been sitting under a car and got oil stains on their back. but I could not imagine any of them allowing themselves to be placed into a bag ha ha !

Ringsender2 · 08/09/2021 22:58

Are they mad?!

AuntieJoyce · 08/09/2021 22:59

It’s not going to end well

LukeEvansWife · 08/09/2021 23:02

Anordinarymum We have meezers too and they are the dirtiest little imps! They get food all over each other. But the dirtiest one is huge and a total badass so we wouldn’t bath him, unless we were tired of having limbs attached! We leave cleaning him up to our little Siamese girl (who is half his size but he does what she tells him Grin

SpittinKitten · 08/09/2021 23:04

You'd need one of these too..
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B085MYB5MD/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_navT_g_VE0SWT95176XD3P6VZGY?tag=mumsnetforu03-21

LukeEvansWife · 08/09/2021 23:05
Grin
FlyingFlamingo · 09/09/2021 06:17

@SpittinKitten they could sell them as a set Grin

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Oldraver · 09/09/2021 08:06

Yep it came up on my FB and I just laughed thinking WTF

UtterlyUnimaginativeUsername · 09/09/2021 08:23

I've been trying to clip our new kittens' claws regularly and there's no way I'd even get them into that, never mind manage to learn if it actually works. If you have a cat that you can persuade into a bag, then you don't need it.

Cailleach1 · 09/09/2021 22:42

Oh gosh, op. I really enjoyed that. Especially the pictures of the cat just lying there getting a blow-dry etc.

Cailleach1 · 09/09/2021 22:45

I don't think there are even any cats in the bag in the ad. They look like computer images where the mesh was drawn on. Or bits of the cat was added onto the mesh.

IsolaPribby · 09/09/2021 22:50

There are also these!

ASOCEA 4 PCS Anti-Scratch Cat Foot Shoes Silicone Pet Grooming Scratching Adjustable Cat Paw Protector Shoes for Home Bathing Shaving Checking Treatment www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07RX579X8/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_JKW5TA7Z5KE00Z5M70EX?psc=1&_encoding=UTF8&tag=mumsnetforu03-21

ErrolTheDragon · 09/09/2021 23:12

[quote IsolaPribby]There are also these!

ASOCEA 4 PCS Anti-Scratch Cat Foot Shoes Silicone Pet Grooming Scratching Adjustable Cat Paw Protector Shoes for Home Bathing Shaving Checking Treatment www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07RX579X8/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_JKW5TA7Z5KE00Z5M70EX?psc=1&_encoding=UTF8&tag=mumsnetforu03-21[/quote]
One of the pictures with that shows a very pissed off looking cat in a bag with a caption:
Grooming Bag.
Easy to broken
Not enough clean

...dissing the competition, but they're probably right.

FlyingFlamingo · 10/09/2021 08:22

I’m not sure any of the people designing these products has actually ever met a cat Grin

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LukeEvansWife · 10/09/2021 08:33

Omg that one is HILARIOUS! They probably think ‘oh cats are intelligent enough to know that they shouldn’t chew on people’s fingers unless they have the gadget on’

Yes, they ARE they intelligent, which is why they are likely to bite your fingers off just for a laugh Grin

CarrieMoonbeams · 10/09/2021 08:35

@IsolaPribby

There are also these!

ASOCEA 4 PCS Anti-Scratch Cat Foot Shoes Silicone Pet Grooming Scratching Adjustable Cat Paw Protector Shoes for Home Bathing Shaving Checking Treatment ]]

I always love reading the descriptions on these things - the last picture on that one has captions "pull out ear", which looks like they've pulled its eye out too, and there's also "barbering" which has the most furious cat I've ever seen.

I feel simultaneously really sorry for that cat and worried for the person doing the "barbering", as they're just about to discover that cats have got teeth too!

LukeEvansWife · 10/09/2021 08:40

Anyone buying the ‘shoes’ should expect major feline revenge!

FlyingFlamingo · 10/09/2021 08:41

The thing is if you are going to wrestle your cat into a bag or pin them down to put shoes on them why not just do whatever you need to do and skip the extra step? You’re going to get mauled anyway Grin

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Dontfuckingsaycheese · 10/09/2021 08:50

“Evil doesn’t wear a bonnnet!!” 😂😂 Nor does it wear a pink nylon mesh cat bathing bag!!

LukeEvansWife · 10/09/2021 08:55

The thing is if you are going to wrestle your cat into a bag or pin them down to put shoes on them why not just do whatever you need to do and skip the extra step? You’re going to get mauled anyway Grin

THIS ⬆️⬆️⬆️

Spend money and get mauled twice or don’t spend money and get mauled once Grin

viques · 11/09/2021 18:25

The only time I ever bathed a cat was when a long haired one had explosive poo and needed help to deal with it. I can’t see how stuffing her into a bag would have done anything but spread the poo .

loopylindi · 11/09/2021 18:39

Our first cat needed to be cleaned cos he'd spent the night under a leaky car. Firstly there was no way on Gods green earth that he would have been seen in any of these things - are you kidding me??? We had to press him down in the bath, shampoo him, spray him off all before letting go - when he really did take off vertically and bounce off the walls. He was one mean moggy and I don't think silicon boots would have helped at all.

CottonSock · 11/09/2021 18:43

That cat looks proper crazy. I did laugh a good old laugh at this.

BeaucoupFish · 11/09/2021 18:44

Photo shop - no way in hell a cat would wear that 😭