Oh dear @Oldraver, those two are in trouble 
It's too hot for Kloppy today, he's flopped on the tiles in the shade and just lets out a tiny squeak every ten minutes to let me know he's still alive. Poor floppy Kloppy.
When I got home from work earlier I opened my back door and shouted 'OI CHUNKY BUTT!' to summon him, not realising my neighbour was pottering around her garden; she does have a rather rotund arse too 