What does your cat identify as?

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I've just realised that Cheddar thinks she's a Koala, from the way she likes to be held.

A small fury limpit.

Mine identifies as tolerant.
Tolerant of the kids she hates
Tolerant of me who she hates
Tolerant of the house she hates
Tolerant of the shit food
Tolerant of her hated brother
Tolerant of the stroking-until she isn't
I'm sure she sees herself as the most tolerant being on earth.

A beard

Love the furry bathmat!

One of my friends says that his cat is "She who pulls the duvet off so you wonder why you're so faffing cold"

Oh I forgot that my cat identifies as Charles Blondin; she likes to walk around the edge of the bath, including past the taps, when the bath is full of water/running a bath.
It's just a matter of time before disaster strikes. I only hope I'm not in the bath at the time.

King of the universe. Obviously. 😽

One of mine has a really bad foot fetish.

He likes to stick his head into a shoe or boot someone has just taken off and breathe in very deeply several times then when he has got enough of the odour he proceeds to hump the show or boot.
He will also sniff your feet and lick them if you haven’t shoes on.

He also does a great impression of a very hungry Rottweiler when he eats his food.

The noises he makes and if he sees another cat has pushed some food off the plate he will continue to eat whilst one of his front legs is outstretched and his paw covers the dislodged food

We have to supervise him because he finishes food at break neck speed and he will then push his brothers out of the way of their food and eat theirs

Dcat1 - fluffy bossy monkey

Dcat2 - docile (but greedy) tiger cub

Dcat3 - Silverback gorilla x snuggly dormouse hybrid.

Dc1 a prince who requires CONSTANT attention..

DC2 A minor princess grateful for ANY attention

(They both get what they want equally)

I forgot my cat pic! She's a twatcat but I love her!

Oh I forgot that my cat identifies as Charles Blondin; she likes to walk around the edge of the bath, including past the taps, when the bath is full of water/running a bath.

My BFF has one of these and she has fallen in the bath more than once while he's in it and has nothing to protect his manhood with except a flannel! As she's a (very) long haired Norwegian Forest Cat, he says that when she gets out the bath, most of the water goes with her. Then she steams off down the stairs and his DM has to grab the cat in a towel before she can cause havoc.

A slightly needy Labrador; licky, dribbly and wags tail. Used to play fetch (twigs) when younger. Also a terrible food thief - no unattended carbohydrate was safe. Less mobile these days so a jam butty is ok unattended on the counter.

The black and white - a French Duke who has fallen on hard times and can't work out where the servants have gone, which in turn makes him angry.

The Devon Rex - an angel

Henri Rousseau's Tiger in a Tropical Storm.

One is defo Diva Queen of the World. My boy is needy lapdog cat. The other is Grumpy Cat in an Abyssinian body. Love them all