Help! I need kitten names. I'm stumped.

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We're getting girl / boy sibling Siamese. I want literary names that I won't be embarrassed calling out of the kitchen door!

I quite like fantasy names, and quite liked Solembum and Maud - but I simply cannot shout Solembum in public and retain my dignity. I also liked Pyramus and Thisbe - but again - Pyramus is not a shoutable name.

Any suggestions?

tristan and isolde?

Meghan and Harry of course!!

Heathcliff and Cathy

Abelard and Heloise.

Samson and Delilah.

Prinny and Mrs Fitzpatrick.

I grew up with 3 Siamese cats , they were all very different but amazing ! They had very unusual names taken from their pedigrees and shortened . I miss them all still!

Skimbleshanks and Jennyanydots.

C C Baxter and Miss Kubelik

Katniss and Peeta

Pickwick and Chuzzlewit

Or Barnaby and Dorrit.

Calm and Storm.

Pyrex and Teflon.

Rose and Thorn.

A friend once had two called Aggie and Ekkie. They were short for Agony and Ecstasy.

Go for the fantasy names and shorten them!

Pyramus and Thisbe = Pirry and Bibi

Harry & Hermione
Cagney & Lacey
Mulder & Scully
Albert & Victoria
Burt & Mary
Fred & Wilma

Not all literary I'm afraid

Fred and June (Handmaid's Tale!)

brother and sister?

Jaime and Cersei

we have Cleocatra, Neferkitti and Tutankatmun.

Cleo, Neff and Toots for short/shouting out the door to get them in for tea.

I don't mind sharing our names so if you like them feel free.

They are however registered with the vets under their 'full' names which was a tad embarassing but the receptionists and vet nurses love it when we take them in now. and sometimes the other vets will poke their heads round the door and say "is that the cat called XXX?" with a big grin on their face.

@soupforbrains, they are the best cat names ever. I persuaded a bishop friend to get cats and was trying to get him to call them Episcopuss, and Catacheumen. To my eternal disappointment he stuck with the names they came with.

Isadora and Duncan

Kinky and Ratso (from Kinky Friedman). Not embarrassing to shout at all, no.

Hal and Joelle (Infinite Jest)

Claude and Cora (Catsmeat Potter Pirbright and his sis from Wodehouse)

Heathcliffe and Cathy

Hansel and Gretle

Romeo and Juliet

Jekyll and Hyde

Lennon and Mcartney

Bonnie and Clyde

Laurel and Hardy

Posh and Becks...

Spock and Kirk

Not literary at all, but how about naming them after Thai islands, Ko Phi Phi and Ko Chang, for example?

I taught my cats to come in for dinner when I whistled-worked a treat!