What expression do your cats have?

[MrsSchadenfreude]

My Maine Coon seems to be permanently "bewildered". (He is beautiful, but not bright, bless him.)

The grey kitten's expression is "outraged."

And my last two cats were "cross" and "cheerful."

Mr G the Burmese kitten - alternates between 'I really luff you, really really I do, ahh, rub it harder' and 'I'm a little sod, didn't anyone tell you? And actually I'm a people like you, not a cat, so I must have you here to talk to, all the time'

Geoffrey the big grey mog is ' that friggin' kitten again' (boff!) with a face like a grumpy but loveable old grandad in a 'harumph, don't be ridiculous' kind of way.

My mam had a Burmese tom who was like your most camp melodramatic gay uncle - think Noel Coward 'oh dahhling, how could you possibly put me outside, it's sooo terribly wet'