Dogs name vs what you actually call them

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Real name: Bramble

More frequently called: Bunny, Little-bear, Bum-dog, Dog-baby

Real name Dolly. Frequently called Doll, Angel Dog, Boober and Seal Face

Name was Frank
Mostly called Fatso

Winnie.

Bago. Winston. Spin-bow.

@saveforthat we have a Seal Face in our extended family too 😆

Ruby....ruby doo, Luna....Luny

Athena = Attie AtAt or snorebitz 😂

Real name Bonnie,
nickname Hairy Mc Woozle.

Moana.

Often called Buppy, BoofBoofs, MoCakes, Mo, Momo, FluffBeast, FlooferWoofer.

Real name Mabel-

gets called - Dogothy Barker, Wagatha Taylor, Ted Bear

Real name Bruce-

gets called - Brudey Bear, Sir Michael Puddingpants, Puppy Mulluppy

Very strange when I think about it

Real name Conkers

Just as often called Conks. Noodles. Noodleboy Noodleface (becausehe is a long dawg)

Border terrier 1 is called Ginny but gets called Ginny pops, Ginny bum, sausage, shit bag, and oi you stop it. Border Terrier 2 is called Betsy and gets called Betsy Boo, Boo, Shit head, knob head, and or course oi you stop that. Yes, Borders can be knob heads, but they are our knob heads, and we love them

Real name Rory but is actually baba or spud

Real name Teddy

Teddle
Teddleeddle
Honeylove
Most beautify and handsome dog in the entire Universe

Ned, aka Edward Lurcher, Nedward, Dogface.
Trixie, a rescue, came to us named: Pixie, Trix, Bitch.
Tinker: Stinker, Hairy Mary.
Mennock: Mahogany Dogany
Merlot: Big Girl, Big Bum, Biggun

Other variations include: Evil Dog from Hell, Bestdog, Baddog, Dog Plus or Minus, according to behaviour and Local Dog, generally after being asked “what's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here..”

Gabrielle becomes Smelly one, Briellzeebub or the Hairy Hooligan.

Real name is Pippa, but is always called "the peep" or "Mrs peep".

Aubrielle
Generally shortened to Brie.
She also gets Breezy, Cheezy, Baby-Bear, Little Miss Attitude.

Loving this one cos our previous dog was called Algy and frequently referred to as Beealgybub or mostly just Bub for short!

Bertie
Mostly called Boobers as he had a penchant for bras when he was a puppy

Ruby. She's called Scooby or Scoobs or The Scoobalicious One. Or sometimes, Poo-face.

Real name Bowie.
Gets called Bowster, Bowie Doggmuss, Bo-Selecta, Bum Squat and Twat Face.

Rosie - usually known as Rosey Posey , Pose or RaRa .

Jessie- Jessie, Jessie-wessie, shit bag, stinker, twat, precious, baby girl. Very much depends on her behaviour, tbh 😂

Real name: Tarkan

Gets called: Tark, Tarky, Tarks, Baby Boy.

Real name: Titch

Gets called: Titchy, Titchy Poo, Titchy Toodles, Titchy-Witchy, Wee Man, Stinky-Winky.

And we lost our third boy a few months ago but I still have to include him:
Real name: Jupe

What we called him: Jupe-Jupe, Jupey, Jupey-Poopy, Jupester, Jupiter, Fatso, Fat Man, Poopy Boy.

Real name Max.

Called Maxi-Paxi, Maxi-Moo, My Boy, Bugalugs.

He started out puppyhood with a completely different name, Harrison but he was a bit of a naughty pup and the name was too long to get out before he destroyed something. So it was changed to a short sharp name 😀. We couldn't shorten it to Harry as we had another dog named Molly at the time, and they sounded too much the same. Poor girl thought she was being reprimanded constantly.