Dogs name vs what you actually call them

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Real name: Bramble

More frequently called: Bunny, Little-bear, Bum-dog, Dog-baby

Real name Marnie, but she gets called Marns, Marnadette or Baby

Real name Seven

AKA The Brat, Lickle Pickle, Stinker (when she's farted), Baby, poochums

I love these posts haha I haven't got a dog but my sister has one called Sunny but I call him sunshine Jim lol he is adorable

Candy - ramona, canders

Rocky - rockstar, wigglemunch

Scruffy - doo doo, scruffers

My cats are
Star - star star, fatty
Sus - sussy, baby

Real name Bruce ❤️

Mostly called Dickhead (because he is one 😂)

We have a Conker too.

Often called Conks, Bonkers, Plonker, Zonker or Honker depending on what he's doing.

Really called Rocket - names called but not limited to......
Rockers
Rockerson
Dickhead
Stinky mcstinkerson
Rockety
Fleabag (current name- guess what I've been doing all weekend 🙄)

There are an awful lot of doggy dickheads! 😂

Tilly - Tilly-Bob, Silly-Tilly, Tilly-Bananas, Tilly-Willy-Bob, Bob, Bobalicious.

Rosie - Stinky dog, stinkles, naughty dog, little shit, Rosie Posie.

Real name Buddy - beefcake, beefy, beef, beef boy, big man

Real name kitty - scoops, poops, poopsie, poopsicle

I'm not sure that they even know their real names anymore. I very rarely call them by their actual names except when they are in trouble and they get the first name surname treatment.

Theodore. Known variously as;
Ted
Tedbear
Teddy Teddy Teabag (or just Teabag)
Theodor-able
Oaf
Pillock
Puppa
Theodore Queequeg Jones! (When naughty, although our surname isn’t Jones).

For the first year I think he thought his name was, “Not the stairs! Don’t poo on the stairs!”
(he’s 5 now & no more Indiana Jones style brown boulders hurtling down, gathering speed, towards the hallway thank fuck).

Babydog

and Get Off My Foot You Big Lummox (he’s 40kg ish).

Real name Tornade. Frequently called Mini Chien and, by friends, Dobby. Tiny body and huge pointy ears.

Billy gets called Bilbo more than Billy, no idea why as we’re not LOTR fans. Also, Billy Bob or Billy Bobby.

Bramble, also known as The Puppy, Puppity, Puppity Doggity, Doggo, Manky Beast, Bloody Dog, Little Tiny Dog, Fluffpup.

Omg

We use Bago too!

Same W name.

Thought we were mad 😆

Real name Leonard

Aka Lennington Bennington
Lenny Benny Boo Boo
Leonardo de Puppy dog
Shmoogally boogally
Baby Len

Real name Jasper
Aka Jazzy Woo Woo
Jazzington Bear
Jasp
Jazz

All terribly ridiculous when you read them back.

Ha ha bet you don’t use Terry Fuckwit too!

Our late dog, Dill.

Dilbert Doglet Falala-lalalala.

No can't say that one rolls off the tongue!!

Haha brilliant

Do you use

Snuffleberrybeans 🤔😆

Real name - Daisy

AKA
Crazy Daisy
Daze
Bugs
Bugsy
Little Shite
Engelbert Humperdinck (she likes to hump a lot!)

Real Name Jessie
called
Jessika (has to have the K)
Jessie bombessie
Fluffy buttsickle
pumkin spice
The curly wurly girly wirly

Filbert

nicknames: filby, filbo baggins, or (only because it winds my husband up) filbo dildo

Real name Tilly. Often called Tillydile (as in crocodile), Tilda, Matilda, Wilma or Pain In The Neck.

Real name Jack, often called Jack Dog, Jackson, Big Boy or Best Boy.

Real name Sally, often called Sallygator (as in alligator), Sally Pup or Pupster.

Another Ozzy aka:
Bubba, Stinky-pinky, Woof-con-beouf, Stinker, Gorgeous-girly-whirly, Woofer, Le piiiig, Butmumimstarvin', Fartface.