RANT

[spikeycow]

How can someone go on holiday and leave me with a dog and a bitch and now bitch is gone into season and is letting off the coochie so I have to keep them separated in my house and dog has been going huu huu huu huu huu for 3 days now and is trembling inside his skin with desire while poor girl is stuck upstairs not knowing why. This is stressful.

oooh I saw a programme the other day where a dog had testicle implants put in so it looked like he still had balls. If he's as thick as you say he won't notice!

Find a vet who does vasectomies. There is only a small scar that you can explain away as a stitch-up necessitated by constant frustrated mounting??