Call me naive - I've been nursing a crush on that judge form 'Over the Rainbow' - John Partridge, (even though he's pretty evil to some of the girls, admittedly.) Anyway, turns out he's gay - why am I always the last to know? And now I do know, it's so bleedin' obvious.....
Last time this happened it was Kevin Spacey and there've been many others over the years...
Once I know, it kills the crush (which in itself is obviously ridiculous anyway seeing as the whole thing is, err, slightly one sided).
WHY IS MY GAYDAR SO SHIT???