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Oh no another one that's gay....

90 replies

kittycat37 · 24/04/2010 20:16

Call me naive - I've been nursing a crush on that judge form 'Over the Rainbow' - John Partridge, (even though he's pretty evil to some of the girls, admittedly.) Anyway, turns out he's gay - why am I always the last to know? And now I do know, it's so bleedin' obvious.....
Last time this happened it was Kevin Spacey and there've been many others over the years...
Once I know, it kills the crush (which in itself is obviously ridiculous anyway seeing as the whole thing is, err, slightly one sided).
WHY IS MY GAYDAR SO SHIT???

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constantlytired · 26/04/2010 21:57

I usually love reading eonline celebrity website, cos i am that sad! . Anyway, they have a 'blind vice' page that mentions loads of things that celebs get up to under false names....it is definitely insinuated that George Clooney is gay (not that it matters, never going to meet him and a good looking man)....few other shockers on that site, whether true or not, who knows....

thegirlwiththemouseyhair · 27/04/2010 12:59

Russell Tovey is gay.
(Werewolf in Being Human and Dr Who fame).
He's kinda cute

Iklboo · 27/04/2010 13:03

Kitty - you have the worst gaydar!
Derren Brown is gay. Best Man lives near him in Bristol (plus he outed himself last year. DB that is, not Best Man)
Russell Tovey is sooooooo cute. But gay. Ah well, he can be my GBF and we can share a bed without DH getting upset

APassionateWoman · 27/04/2010 13:04

I knew 'Christian' was gay in RL and I still fancy him. Fancy his character in EE, too. Syed's not bad, either .

I wouldn't keel over with shock if Clooney came out, to be honest. All of those 'well publicised serial shaggers of women' have me suspicious.

Mumsnut · 27/04/2010 13:12

Bet Lynch did have a long-lost son actually ...

ShowOfHands · 27/04/2010 13:26

You might want to sit down for a minute...

Elton John is also gay. I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you.

See also John Travolta, Hugh Jackman, him off Holby, other him off Holby, er Simon Cowell, er DH's best friend, er, I'm struggling. Popular culture is not my forté.

ShowOfHands · 27/04/2010 13:27

I suspect first him off Holby is actually him off Casualty. I'm easily confused. I think he was in another soap once too. Tall, wears a suit, isn't that kid's father.

Poledra · 27/04/2010 13:31

'Tis Michael French, plays Nick Jordan who was a character in both Holby and now in Casualty.

Dumbledoresgirl · 27/04/2010 13:31

I can't imagine anyone fancying John Partridge tbh. Bring back John Barrowman who, gay or not, is still hugely fanciable.

That applies to Simon Cowell too. Is he gay? I imagined he just had too big an ego for any woman to want to compete with it.

Dumbledoresgirl · 27/04/2010 13:32

Oo and Michael French

gramercy · 27/04/2010 13:34

The thing is, if Tom Cruise/George Clooney were gay, wouldn't there be someone, somewhere, who would let the world know about it? They would be living in constant fear of being blackmailed, or having to shell out thousands all the time as hush money.

I do believe that some people are neuters - they're just not that bothered.

ShowOfHands · 27/04/2010 13:34

Michael French is almost exactly what I just said.

Him off Holby and other him off Holby. I left very little out actually.

Other him's a ballet dancer too.

kittya · 27/04/2010 21:55

Iklboo, I usually have a 99 percent accurate gaydar!! in RL with Rl people!! Its not my fault I cant/refuse to beleive Clooney is. He is a player thats for sure but someone wouldve genuinely outed him by now surely? and the same with Tom Cruise (who is weird anyway, I dont know about gay though) there would be some little wanna be somewhere who wanted to make a very large quick book. Im still in shock that David Walliams is a ladies man.

ReshapeWhileDamp · 27/04/2010 22:15

I thought everyone knew about Kevin Spacey! Tis virtually gospel.

Didn't know about Russell Tovey but that makes me happy. (I presumed he was, a friend said she was sure he wasn't.) I remember RTDavies going on and on about his bum.

kittya · 27/04/2010 22:33

Yes, he has just never come out in public about it. Half of me thinks its nothing to do with anyone else but the other half thinks why not be out and proud?

MollieO · 27/04/2010 22:55

Doesn't GC have a special friend called Waldo as his constant companion?

I'm currently lusting after Viggo Mortensen which, based on my lusting history, must mean he is gay!

KnottyLocks · 27/04/2010 23:29

No, no, no, no, no.

Not Viggo....just look at him.

See?

MollieO · 27/04/2010 23:35

I know but I have form - Chris from Cbeebies, GC, singer from Black Eyed Peas and so on. All gay confirmed or highly suspected to be.

VM divorced but seemingly single for years and goes around snogging blokes .

MollieO · 27/04/2010 23:40

My favourite!

ShowOfHands · 27/04/2010 23:43

Strider isn't gay fgs. He's married to an elf.

MollieO · 27/04/2010 23:47

I think it is called acting .

kittya · 28/04/2010 00:09

Oh, I wish you hadnt told me about George's constant companion. I wont beable to sleep now.

MollieO · 28/04/2010 00:17

I only found out about it on here but if you google GC and Waldo quite a lot comes up (he is GC's hairdresser on every one of his films).

said · 28/04/2010 00:19

And he doesn't exactly need a hairdresser now, does he?

Robbie Williams.

MollieO · 28/04/2010 00:21

Unlike Viggo who has lovely hair [swoon].

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