One Born Every Minute - 16.3.10 at 9pm

[FabIsDoingPrettyWell]

Don't forget.

Can't believe I posted about backfiring when you're now talking enemas!

ben seems adorable

Jack change it anyone?

She's a Shepherd not a sheep dog, PictureThis, are they dour?

Why have they got panty liner shaped playing cards???

I wouldn't

yum rainbow things on cup cakes

Does anyone else think Shelagh will sneeze it out?
She looks like she was built for bearing children.

Other gal will have assisted delivery.

What is a 'DIY enema'?
I'm intrigued!

I was one of those who turned up and gave birth within minutes.

But thankfully it was in the morning.

Fecking DH: 'Oh, you're not wearing your seatbelt.' 'Oh, I'm speeding, what should I do if the cops stop me?'

CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE!

Then he pulled up at maternity and said, 'Go ahead and get out whilst I park the car.'

I had only a lip of cervix in the way between my uterus and full dilation.

Penny and Ben are only 30?!

have watched shelagh already so

They like their cakes in that staff room.

They have had so many nice looking cakes in this hospital.

Aw cake and brownies, not dour, then.

at picturethis

LOL expat but I doubt it was funny at the time...

totally agree Penny - the thought always replused me too

I have been looking into home enemas.

I was already on my knees in the footwell, making cow noises.

Practicing putting nappies on a doll? He should have tried an octopus or something eqully wriggly

me too maxpower ewwwww
also no to the mirror