One Born Every Minute - 16.3.10 at 9pm

[FabIsDoingPrettyWell]

Don't forget.

[BelleDameSansMerci]

Can't believe I posted about backfiring when you're now talking enemas!

[McBitchy]

ben seems adorable

[PlumBumMum]

Jack change it anyone?

[PommePoire]

She's a Shepherd not a sheep dog, PictureThis, are they dour?

[PictureThis]

Why have they got panty liner shaped playing cards???

[Alambil]

I wouldn't

[McBitchy]

yum rainbow things on cup cakes

[CrankyTwanky]

Does anyone else think Shelagh will sneeze it out?
She looks like she was built for bearing children.

Other gal will have assisted delivery.

[blametheparents]

What is a 'DIY enema'?
I'm intrigued!

[expatinscotland]

I was one of those who turned up and gave birth within minutes.

But thankfully it was in the morning.

Fecking DH: 'Oh, you're not wearing your seatbelt.' 'Oh, I'm speeding, what should I do if the cops stop me?'

CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE!

Then he pulled up at maternity and said, 'Go ahead and get out whilst I park the car.'

I had only a lip of cervix in the way between my uterus and full dilation.

[expatinscotland]

Penny and Ben are only 30?!

[McBitchy]

have watched shelagh already so

[ExplodingBananas]

They like their cakes in that staff room.

[spilttheteaagain]

They have had so many nice looking cakes in this hospital.

[PommePoire]

Aw cake and brownies, not dour, then.

[Sabs1981]

at picturethis

[BelleDameSansMerci]

LOL expat but I doubt it was funny at the time...

[maxpower]

totally agree Penny - the thought always replused me too

[CrankyTwanky]

I have been looking into home enemas.

[expatinscotland]

I was already on my knees in the footwell, making cow noises.

[5inthebed]

Practicing putting nappies on a doll? He should have tried an octopus or something eqully wriggly

[McBitchy]

me too maxpower ewwwww
also no to the mirror