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One Born Every Minute Take 2

961 replies

McDreamy · 23/02/2010 21:24

Over here!

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JollyPirate · 02/03/2010 21:39

Kelly is making me laugh.. No, No, No - in labour and stubborn as hell - most excellent

30andLurking · 02/03/2010 21:40

ok, i thought lying down was uncomfortable... enlighten a TTCer over here!

mehdismummy · 02/03/2010 21:40

she is well stoned

JollyPirate · 02/03/2010 21:40

The midwife is asking her to move though - but will she - hell no.

BelleDameSansMerci · 02/03/2010 21:41

"As the Lord said"?!! F* me, if someone had said that to me prior to the epidural I'd have punched them. Suspect she's lucky that Kelly is out of it.

mehdismummy · 02/03/2010 21:41

LOLOLOL @ push her off the bed!!!

chegirlshadabloodynuff · 02/03/2010 21:42

Come on Kelly girl! Get up, it will be better I promise

Katz · 02/03/2010 21:42

they need to turn her gas and air off!!

mehdismummy · 02/03/2010 21:42

nope nope she is not having it!!

heather1980 · 02/03/2010 21:42

ffs just turn the gas off at the wall!!

McBitchy · 02/03/2010 21:42

selling peas my arse

does not get ANY easier!

PlumBumMum · 02/03/2010 21:43

Kell reminds me abit of me didn't give the gas & air away, loved it

With dc3 I didn't want on to the table because I knew I wouldn't get back up and it was true, so was abit anoyed the midwife didn't leave me standing

when you get the gas & air you just go into a zone and don't want to be disturbed

itwascertainlyasurprise · 02/03/2010 21:43

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nowwhatdoido · 02/03/2010 21:43

I had my first at this hospital, it's all alarmingly familiar nine years on. I was three days in labour there, plus another five days whilst ds was treated for jaundice. Totally put me off hospital births, and I've had two homebirths since. I do wonder if all large maternity units are the same as the Princess Anne though?

mehdismummy · 02/03/2010 21:43

selling peas?!

OneTwoBuckleMyShoe · 02/03/2010 21:43

I spent all my time on all fours up until my epidural, felt like Nessa from G&S "home away from home" ;)

30andLurking · 02/03/2010 21:43

BelleDame - what ws the religious bit??

LostArtOfKeepingASecret · 02/03/2010 21:44

I'm no expert - but someone should take the G&A away!

BelleDameSansMerci · 02/03/2010 21:44

I thought G&A was a bit rubbish tbh. Quite enjoyed the pethidine and the epidural was wonderful.

JollyPirate · 02/03/2010 21:44

Here comes baby then....

mamazon · 02/03/2010 21:44

kelly is really irritating me.

Raahh · 02/03/2010 21:44

gravity??

she didn't even move!!

mehdismummy · 02/03/2010 21:44

i had gas and air when i broke my wrist it was bloody lovely!!!!

mamazon · 02/03/2010 21:45

can they not just unplug that bloody G&A?

pigleychez · 02/03/2010 21:45

DH just came in the room asking if was watching Star wars! Sounds like darth vader!