One Born Every Minute Take 2

[McDreamy]

Over here!

Kelly is making me laugh.. No, No, No - in labour and stubborn as hell - most excellent

ok, i thought lying down was uncomfortable... enlighten a TTCer over here!

she is well stoned

The midwife is asking her to move though - but will she - hell no.

"As the Lord said"?!! F* me, if someone had said that to me prior to the epidural I'd have punched them. Suspect she's lucky that Kelly is out of it.

LOLOLOL @ push her off the bed!!!

Come on Kelly girl! Get up, it will be better I promise

they need to turn her gas and air off!!

nope nope she is not having it!!

ffs just turn the gas off at the wall!!

selling peas my arse

does not get ANY easier!

Kell reminds me abit of me didn't give the gas & air away, loved it

With dc3 I didn't want on to the table because I knew I wouldn't get back up and it was true, so was abit anoyed the midwife didn't leave me standing

when you get the gas & air you just go into a zone and don't want to be disturbed

I had my first at this hospital, it's all alarmingly familiar nine years on. I was three days in labour there, plus another five days whilst ds was treated for jaundice. Totally put me off hospital births, and I've had two homebirths since. I do wonder if all large maternity units are the same as the Princess Anne though?

selling peas?!

I spent all my time on all fours up until my epidural, felt like Nessa from G&S "home away from home" ;)

BelleDame - what ws the religious bit??

I'm no expert - but someone should take the G&A away!

I thought G&A was a bit rubbish tbh. Quite enjoyed the pethidine and the epidural was wonderful.

Here comes baby then....

kelly is really irritating me.

gravity??

she didn't even move!!

i had gas and air when i broke my wrist it was bloody lovely!!!!

can they not just unplug that bloody G&A?

DH just came in the room asking if was watching Star wars! Sounds like darth vader!