Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mam! X-Factor 21/11

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Afternoon all

MEHDIVA was my original idea
we have MN behind us plus juney will be looking after all vote for MEHDIVA thread. might bring shandy as stylist, onlyif she promise not to drink too much shandy

Wow she has been glammed up a bit :0 amazing voice and she is mad as a box of frogs.

Hate hate hate Mariah, off to get wine.

mariah looks old and haggard

God hearing her is painful.
I hate this warbly shite.

copyright it diva!!

om shocked she is actually here, i thought she wont be till end of the show.

What is Mehdiva going to sing as the audition song?

Mehdi did you see link??

Scouts honour I'll stay off the simon shandy.

Mariah is boring me.

I'll buy MEHDIVA masks and T-Shirts

oh fuck off surgically enhanced bitch i wanna show what a geordie kiss is mariah!!

My poor kids. The transmitter has broken in Brighton and so we're not getting X Factor at the mo.

I may have to trouble you girls for the results.

This is so awful.

not even well mimed...

Simon will give her a standing ovation....

Pooor miming from Mariah.

im off to see my kids, no mariah carey for me, she can sing without me

yes ta juney thats the curls i want!

Is it me or is Mariah out of sync with the music?

I want a Mehdiva t-shirt...

and a gag for Mariah....

She looks ridiculous.

Stop all that fist clenching now Mariah

It's not cool
and

it's not clever

and

stop yer fluttering

no way is she miming.

so is this Mariah we're seeing now recorded from last Sun before the show? Or have O got that wrong

Looks like the men in white coats have come for her

Yeah, where's the mehdiva merchandise?

Mariah is shite, and has just woken up the UK's dog population.

It like the end of the Peter Kaye thingy where Geraldine choked on the tinsel stuff....

if only....

oh fuck off screaming bint