Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mam! X-Factor 21/11

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Afternoon all

You're my dirty little secret

"he is like a little brother to me" Cheryl

Haha I've only got pepsi tonight lol

I'll join in the drinking game too, every time Simon says 'anythink'
Gaaah, it's anything Simon.

I hope Chezza's hair is better than last week.
With her 'natural extensions', she can do better than a Croydon facelift surely?

Good Game. May I also propose a tipple when:-
Cheryl says:
"That's the best I've seen of yee so far"

Louise says:
"You remind me of a young [insert name of legend type singer that they'll never be like in a zillion years]"
or
"That sing choice was all wrong. I blame Simon for this"

Simon says:
"Shut up Louis"

I'll leave Danni be as she's mostly ok.

I always snigger in schoolboy fashion when Chezza says "yer've really coom into yer own."

LOL UQD, control yersel lol

I think we should have a drink everytime Cheryl looks at her phonetic word help notes

I long to see those notes, wonder if they have everything written out in REALLY BIG LETTERS.

Imagine the rehearsals:

"AU- THEN - TIC -I -TY"

"Fookin ell, Simon, how the fook am ah gonna say that? it's got, like five of them syllabubs. Can ah not jus say Good?"

Hahahaha syllabubs lol

You deserve to be in the final

One week Louis said to two of the girls "you're going to be the only girl in the final" it's like....which one?! but obviously there's only Stacy left lol

I love when Louis gets out the rule book.

I just wish Harry Hill had the many faces of Louis Walsh this year. DD and I still watch it on Youtube, it was hilarious, particularly Hitler

Do you know Cheryl is thick then UQD? Are we to assume Sarah is bright as a button, or do you just not mind so much?

Bambino, Louis is very fond of likening people to either Westloife or Michael Buble...it's the law (or one of his rules)

I always down a shot when i see Simon chewing his pencil....

And he will say that Stacey's song choice is difficult (someone ALWAYS seems to sing it at the judges house stage, and he always has to say that- to excuse the crap delivery, probably)

Oh yeah, Sarah is the brains...

evening all,and no i havent brought bakewell this evening i have brought fruit scones! mme lindt did u get the package yet?

Here we go...

No, not yet. But you know that CH is a bit slooooow. The customs guys are probably sniffing the package as we speak.

Fruit scones? fruit bloody scones?

What use are they?

Luckily I have eclairs and pre cut fruit

Bugger! Had a muller rice but have now remembered there are mince pies in the cupboard. Too full now.

Good Harry Hill tonight. Bring on t'X factor. Wai eye man.

ooh I don't like fruit scones

I like fruit scones ,Mehdi

I'm on mulled wine tonight, I will probably regret it tomorrow....

Would you like an eclair Juneybean?
Clearly Mehdi's has let us all down.
No wonder Enrique would rather have me