Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mam! X-Factor 21/11

[muggglewump]

Afternoon all

Jedward were hilarious doing Ghostbusters. But that was it

Fairport Convention mentoring. That would be bloody brilliant.

C'mon, you need more beard you pop wannabes. This is folk, one death per song and we'll need you to learn some instruments.

Bono is also under God complex and waste of sodding skin.

I think that Bono has multiple entries in the dictionary.

See also 'fuckwit'

Agre SOH - Bono definitely has a God complex

mme email me when u get the package!!(now customs will look!)

I keep telling everyone Vanimal that Cheryl is too young for Simon, he needs someone much a little older, like, well me for instance.

the natwest are robbing cunts

Yes please to folk.

They have to stop washing now and grow straggly beards. Use lots of patchywatsit scent. Stacey could braid her hair again.

Of course Chezza isn't boffing Simon.
He's a FOD. (as is Ashley Cole apparently)
That's why Sinitta is still around, she's paid to keep her mouth shut, same as Terri Seymour getting a payout.

I don't know who Frank Lampard or Ashley Whatsit are [outoftouch] but if you want to chew off your own arm and stab them with it then yes you're nearing the sheer hatred I have of the miserable little twonk.

Raah - i think thats what he'd be hoping for!

OMG, Joan Collins is on Xtra Factor

chelsea footballers and yes i do

What's boffing? What's a FOD?

But yes I fully support Cheryl/Simon lol

Mehdismummy
Will do, hope they have not left fingerprints, or God forbid, teeth marks in the bakewells.

What muggle said.

that was just be rude mme

so mnay FODs, all just in the closet, so they dont break mnay hearts

What is a FOD??

Shandyleer - boak.

Muggle, is that really true?

Boffing- they named it after me

Simon very good at the GC pretty woman on arm but no discernible spark thing. Beards the bloody lot of them.

I think folk's a goer. Bit of tie-dye, couple of nights round a camp fire, they'll see the error of their ways.

And, er, Rolf Harris for Christmas No 1 while I'm here.

Friend of Doroth=FOD

Friends of Dorothy.

Yeah I want to know too. What is FOD?