Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mam! X-Factor 21/11

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Afternoon all

Shandy, if the teachers asks, no you weren't there at all and Maxine's only chucking up cos she had a bad prawn earlier and we never even knew that alcohol existed, we were too busy doing MC Hammer impressions and stuff.

They should have a Bono night. Not the rest of U2. Nobody knows who they are apart from the Edge one who plays the same riff over and over. Bono night is just them all dressing in robes and holding their hands out to us mere mortals.

I want folk night. I bloody do. With morris dancing at the beginning of the Sunday night show.

I've heard alot recently that he's gay :S

gareth gates?

being told off. His nan said she had been waiting every night for a phone call.

Vengeful...that would be too, too awful...but you never know....

Louis is getting out his rule book as I type.

Getting a row= being told off

What was your Mum's answer Bambino?

telling off medhismummy

Ok, so he was the best tonight.

lol @ soh hatred of bono!!!

Well, there's no doubt Joe can sing, but no X factor as far as I can tell

Perfect, I knew it, but he's so wet and not remotely interesting, and those teeth.

Nice guy, but who on earth wants gay nice?

Joe was great! Wee little poppet that he is...

Careless Whisper.

Joe's just so vanilla.

Bambino had Bono nights regularly then...

i have to say that Joe will make a fantastic Westend musical star, he's not a pop star. He more John Barraman (Sp) than say George Michael

I like this young lad!!! Sweet, good looking, and he can actually sing!

Raaahh - please no!!! You are right, truly awful!

If you look up the word 'ponce' in the dictionary, it says Bono

I'm not surprised about that. There's something very wrong with the world when one so camp is straight.

"I meet you backstage, you show up and do your job" Oo-er Louis.

At last, the only one who could really pull off a GM song.

You go Joe!!

monkeyfeathers u wernt monkeytrousers my arch nemesis were u!!

I can't remember what she said but I remember asking something like "mum, don't their mums feed them cos they're so bony".

OMG, am thinking back. Knowing my mum, she probably pissed herself laughing when I went to bed.