X-factor drinking game anyone?
One every time:
Simon rolls eyes, sighs, says "look, OK..."
Cheryl consults her notes...
Cheryl says "Greeat li'l pop star", or "yer've really coom into yer own" or "ah loove yer hair"...
Louis brings out The Rule Book...
(that surely has to happen for "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"... "But Soimon! Dis is an Elton - John - song!")