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Duchess On The Estate - what's happened to Fergie's face, she's like a wrinkled Joker?! get an SPF on the woman!

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AitchwonderswhoFruitCrumbleis · 25/08/2009 21:35

it's a sad indictment of an idle life, isn't it?

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GypsyMoth · 25/08/2009 21:37

nice....another thread to hide..

AitchwonderswhoFruitCrumbleis · 25/08/2009 21:39

why, what? you're a royalist?

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SlartyBartFast · 25/08/2009 21:39

that's you that is.

well it will be all of us

mind you i spose the sun doesnt help, nor does smoking but i dont think she does partake

AitchwonderswhoFruitCrumbleis · 25/08/2009 21:40

it's not me, lord knows. i've not had my lips plumped.

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cornsillk · 25/08/2009 21:41

It's that nippy air at Balmoral.

AitchwonderswhoFruitCrumbleis · 25/08/2009 21:43

i think it was all the skiing, myself. so bad for the skin unless you're covered in factor fifty zillion.

it's the contrast with her lips, i think, they're so oddly immobile that it's forcing her wrinkles to operate vertically. most odd.

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AitchwonderswhoFruitCrumbleis · 25/08/2009 21:43

how old is she anyway?

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hf128219 · 25/08/2009 21:44

It's all that time getting your toes sucked and trying to look out for the paparazzi.

SlartyBartFast · 25/08/2009 21:44

shall we buy her some baby bottom butter,

SlartyBartFast · 25/08/2009 21:45

she will be 50 this october btw

AitchwonderswhoFruitCrumbleis · 25/08/2009 21:46

are you watching? she has wrinkles running sideways on her nose. that's bad surgery, that is, forcing the skin in unnatural directions.

poor old fergie. i did like her when she turned up on the scene, she was such a big old normal goofball.

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AitchwonderswhoFruitCrumbleis · 25/08/2009 21:47

50? too old for long hair, then.

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SlartyBartFast · 25/08/2009 21:47

what she needs is a tight pony tail, pull her face back

Heated · 25/08/2009 21:47

Is it because you don't know what an unbotoxed woman looks like on TV or maybe just one who's over 50?

thedollshouse · 25/08/2009 21:49

I think she has ok skin for someone of that age.

GypsyMoth · 25/08/2009 21:50

not a royalist,nooooo

used to work with the royals tho!! ages ago....poor old fergie,maybe she needs to get fat again/ fill out the wrinkles..

EldonAve · 25/08/2009 21:50

She features on awfulplasticsurgery

AitchwonderswhoFruitCrumbleis · 25/08/2009 21:51

oh no, her skin is terrible for her age, all the lines run in the wrong direction cos of her weirdy surgery.

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Heated · 25/08/2009 22:00

Wow, I concede she's had a lot of work done.

Can't bring myself to watch the programme though.

Nancy66 · 25/08/2009 22:01

Red heads do tend to age badly, although having said that I don't think she looks in bad nick for 50.

she's got a very big face and head so I think she probably needs long hair.

AitchwonderswhoFruitCrumbleis · 25/08/2009 22:02

do you think? the red heads i know seem to be aging brilliantly.

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hoxtonchick · 25/08/2009 22:05

awful plastic surgery is awful compulsive. my mil is 70 yr old red head, ageing pretty well...

AitchwonderswhoFruitCrumbleis · 25/08/2009 22:08

she does have an enormous head though, that is true. but there must be a better hairstyle for her. (althogh can't think of one to be fair)

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AitchwonderswhoFruitCrumbleis · 25/08/2009 22:10

jennifer garner's real lip

have you seen the promo for 'the invention of lying'? she looks absolutely darling in it.

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PitysSake · 25/08/2009 22:11

i ahev some fergie goss I will attempt to encode

remember when she was brassic
well

the rumour from my royally legally connected mate was due to a penchant for this hence nose action