Duchess On The Estate - what's happened to Fergie's face, she's like a wrinkled Joker?! get an SPF on the woman!

[AitchwonderswhoFruitCrumbleis]

it's a sad indictment of an idle life, isn't it?

She did have short hair for a while and it really didn't suit her.

a red head that has exposure to a lot of sun will wrinkle like a prune - they have very little melanin to protect them.

Saint Di too Pitysake - or so the rumours went.

ah well mate was VERy wellinformed about her and there was NO sniff of that ( arf)

but will carling
deffo

I like Fergie. When I was working putting myself through post grad, she was always very kind unlike some of her inlaws.

have you heard the shaving story?

hmmm ...which mate pitysake? i had a mate or two royally connected too...mr w?

loving yr subtlety pity!

SPILL ilove. NOW.

diana's nose was apparently mahoosive in rl, it just photographed well. so my mum said, anyway. lol. and she said that the queen uses kilos of face powder.

i like fergie too, she seemed like a jolly sort. but away with the fairies now, i think.

Fergie speaks like somebody that's had too much therapy. She talks in sound bites and cliches "every day is a gift" and all that crap.

She was once married to a lazy, fat bastard that is fourth in line to the throne. Not sure how she thinks that qualifies her to help poor people that live on northern council estates.

yeah it's a bit much, innit? apparently she's legged it out the country now anyway.

lol @ nancy. AStute summary

royal detectives.....they are the ones who are knowlegable!!

mr w however wrote alot about his royal.....too much perhaps,and i no longer speak to him! actually,he prob never came that close to fergie.

Were you guys on the Best Sleb secrets that you know thread?? That was brilliant. Fergie was on it. More than once.

i stopped reading it after learning that liza tarbuck is secretly a bit of a bitch. couldn't handle the disappointment.

where the fuck is the link Aitch!

don't make me google.

i was watching it on the TELLY. you kinda need to see it move to get the effect. or not move. or move sideways like a crab.

www.divasthesite.com/images/Wannabe_Divas/Sarah_Ferguson.JPG

mind you this was yonks ago and her eyes are already pretty wrinkly there. i think she's had her jawline done too, you know.

no,didn't see that thread!!

she's def had the lips plumped. But she's got teeth like a tramp - why doesn't she get those fixed?

oh, i don't have a telly. but smug