Relocationx3...anyone up for Property Twats tonight?

[BitOfFun]

Or is it just me tonight?

No no, I'm here. Have only just turned on K&P squabbling in that flirtatious way tho. Is it a repeat?

They are "revisiting" a couple from two years ago. All they require is a 4 bed detached in a pretty village, and a 3 bed in Pembrokeshire to remnd hubby of his roots

I'm watching though the repeats are only good in the last 5 minutes when you see how they've decorated

is Kirstie just permanently pregnant?

And how many more babies will the wife have by the end of the programme?

It's money for old rope I guess, but I didn't see this one first time round.

The baby looks exactly like the dad. He does resemble a foetus though.

Ooh bad highlights.

Wax wax wax

I didn't see it either. He has no neck at all.

oh me me me me.. I'm here!

Are you talking about Kirsty's 'tache? I think it's quite sexy.

This was a couple of years ago, wasn't that Kirsty's first baby? I've lost track

where the fuck do they get their money from ?

oops hadn't noticed the tache before, there's a definite 5 o'clock shadow (mieouw!)

Do you think she bought that coat cos she knew she was going to be on telly?

af, he had an accident a few years ago and he's got his insurance payout

Crikey, he's got really unrealistic expectations hasn't he? Considering this was near the top of the market...

Beats me Anyfucker- was he Pig In The City?

Hello, I'm here too, bloody computer is playing silly buggers tonight

yep, the tashe. Every pregnacy. Can't you de-hair/was while preggers then?

yes you can, maybe she just couldn't be arsed what with having to drag silly buggers around Oxfordshire looking for the house of their dreams for pennies while heavily pregnant!

BoF

Car port. It's such a 70s word.

Should really have a pea green Vauxhall Viva in it squeaver!