Relocationx3...anyone up for Property Twats tonight?

[BitOfFun]

Or is it just me tonight?

lol BOF

Oh he's a pain isn't he?

Do you think it was the accident that caused his neck to disappear?

Yes hf, or a Capri.

maybe he hit something head on and his head was squashed back down in to his body

Blimey, Kirstie's got some serious hyperpigmentation too. She has my sympathies, I've still got mine from ds

Yes, he must have hit something headfirst and kind of concertina-ed...maybe he used to look more like lanky Phil?

you lot are mean

but funny

Must have squashed his body a bit too

Oooh we are mean aren't we?

For the record I'd buy any of the houses they've seen.. they don't know what side their bread's buttered!

Hf, you meant to say you would buy a house that didn't have a walk-in shower??!!

Where's the hyperpigmentation??

lol at the neck accident, that sounds really mean actually!

pah, walk in shower... we spent about three months without a bathroom at our current shithole palace!

Jeez, are we going to be forced to suffer repeats until the economy improves?

kirstys top is ok, but the skirt?????????!!!!!!

scrooged, perhaps they could do a programme called repossession repossession repossession.

Sorry, that's in poor taste isn't it?

The hyperpigmentation was his shirt in that bathroom...

@ HeadFairy...bad taste is no barrier on this thread

Yes headfairy.

We need some 'make do and mend' programmes, fix your house up by using skip items type thing (or Argos IYKIM)

OMG the baby looks exactly like him!

or maybe.... he looks like the baby

ooo Phil's chinos are lookin' mighty fine

I like Phil. He reminds me of my brother. Looks nothing like my brother though. Very odd

Property programmes made now would be so dull, everyone umming and ahhhing over every property, too scared to make an offer, quibbling over pennies and then failing to get finance and the sale collapsing. Not great telly!

What did I tell you Squeaver? Do I lie?