Wedding bells in Balamory?

[Jos1eJump]

Well, well, well! Fresh back from his trip to Venice to visit his - ahem - policeman chum. I note that PC Plum has been spending more time than usual with that slut Miss Hoolie. By the way - she was also the only person to get a postcard from Plummy while he was away.
He'd not been back 5 mins before he was hotfooting it to Glasgow to appear in that "Do the Job" programme. Not before he enlisted my help to train them all in teamwork (easy once I'd pried the cooking sherry from that old lush Suzie Sweet). But - what do I find after all my hard work - am I invited to join them on their jolly jape - no I am not. Instead that Miss Hoolie was there simpering in the audience and applauding with fluttering eyelashes when he did the ballet. Oh yes - she's a slut that one. Watch this space for wedding bells.

LOL

pmsl i have also noticed how much he and miss hoolie get on..my ds will be devestated..lol

All that stuff on the Venice video about what "a romantic city it is" and "you'd love it Miss Hoolie" and "I can't wait to come home and see everyone - especially you Miss Hoolie".

Have to agree - a slut of the highest order.

I thought I was in some awful parralel universe when I switched the TV on and saw Terry Wogan on Balamory.

He was very funny though. Did anyone spot John "Nasty Nick" Altman as one of the other contestants? Venice, Terry Wogan - Balamory has a bigger budget methinks.

Isnt there a wedding coming up soon in Balamory, not plummy and hoolie though. I wonder if Miss Hoolie might catch the boquet though? I think Balamory has got better ....its entertaining us adults.

I still think Plummers will jilt Miss Hoolie and elope with Archie.

archie & plum were made for each other

(ct - are you ignoring me today?)

Plummy looks like a knicker sniffer

PMSL Nomdeplume.
I agree!

I reckon he should leave suzy sweet in the middle of the road to be run over personally.

Well I said it yesterday and I'll say it again today. She's a right slut that one. You should have seen her at Katie's wedding - that football type dive across the church path to catch the bouquet elbowing everyone else out of the way in the process. Then she insisted INSISTED on a kiss from the best man (none other than Plummy).
No hope for him poor man. She did have her sights set on Archie at one time. He DID try and inform her that she wasn't - ahem - his type but she couldn't get the drift at all. In the end the poor man was reduced to painting the castle pink and donning a skirt and pink jersey. She lost interest rather rapidly after that.

I'm on to her - poor Plummy - I don't think there is any escape. Still he can always drown his sorrows in cooking sherry with Shuzie Shweet.

Plummers and Archie are made for eachother. I am starting to think that Miss Hoolie is seeing the error of her sluttish ways, and is now trying to convince Spencer that she is a "nice" girl.

All is lost for balamory anyway because soon they will realise that evil dimension Josie Jump has locked the original one in a cupboard and is slowly torturing her by depriving her of her pro plus... they will try to over throw her, but a portal will open into her dimension, ours will get sucked out, and the evil brigade will march in - Archie stabbing yoghurt pots to death and the like will take over the place and it will be irreversibly tainted.

Do I think too much???

Archie is indeed the man for me. I never need to use my magnifying glass when he's around.

I certainly don't sniff knickers - I just appreciate their unique aroma. Archie has a large pink pair of support Y-fronts that he sometimes uses as a flag for his tasteful pink castle. What a man!

Good to see you on here Plummers... How accepting is Balamory of the gay community? I have always been concerned that if you came out properly that you might be voted off the island...

Ooooh you'd be surprised at what goes on in Balamory behind closed doors. We're quite a liberal little community.

Have you never wondered what goes on in the other rooms of Archie's castle? Let's just say he's kept the dungeons in their original condition. And do you think that a painter would really be able to afford his own house when he's only got about 15 houses to paint on the whole island? Let's just say that Spencer has alternative sources of income......

I'd be careful to keep out of the way of that McCredie woman if I was you Plummers - she used to live on SummerIsle and they do scary things to policemen there.

I thought she had an evil glint in her eye...

SummerIsle was the island in the Wicker Man, but Edie lived there in her younger days.

Was she one of the naked ladies dancing round moaning?? That always scared me than the man itself!!