HOLBY SPOILER THREAD - for all of us losers who love it

[SheikYerbouti]

Connie's new bloke is Jayne Grayson's husband

Juicy or wot?

Oh my giddy aunt

I take it he does not know she works there by the way she keeps saying 'I am busy here at the...work!'

ooh dh said last night that he had a feeling it was heading this way.

not that dh likes holby, oh no. Not allowed to tell people that.

hasn't this been done already?

No...it was casualty wasn't it?

OOerrrr! Jayne's hubby is it!!!

I told DP and he just siad "Who the fuck's connie?"

omg DH will have a fit when i tell him this!!

oh my god - I couldn't resist, and now I feel sullied.....

mind you, connie is far hotter than jane grayson.

connie is the only good one in it (believable)

Yes Connie is fantastic in minxy way , but Jayne seems to looking a bit more glam these days, I think.

Why oh why won't Fay just turn round and retaliate to Jac? She never really lets her have it does she?

Mind you some weeks Fay winds me up with her secrets.

And... and...! Don't these people ever talk to each other at home?? They're always having private emotional discussions in side rooms at work, when they live together!

who's Jayne Grayson?

She's the woman with shortish blonde curly bob always banging on about funding and giving press conferences.

they're too busy getting involved in patients' personal lives, as well, to actually do any medicine. When was the last time Cullen actually examined anyone rather than drifting around looking anguished and praying?

He spends his life in religious torment, must be quite exhausting.

The blonde one who runs the hospital.

Ooooh, great!

I love Connie. She is my idol

We said the same as you last night Little.

Cullen wouldn't be able to spend all his time on one family day in and day out in rl.

He was just sitting about with the Tans last night and earwigging on the phonecall to the woman's mum

Also I was wondering when they'll release a Holby CD of all those depressing songs

He gets on my nerves. So does Joseph and Pasty bum Chin Kensit.

I have had enough of Jac too - I wish she'd eat some chips or shave a bit off her razor-sharp cheekbones.

I quite like the rest of them though (well, apart from whatshername - Daisha)

God, I hate daisha. and the way Mark fawns all over her, it's actually almost as uncomfortable as watching Whitney and that Tony bloke on eastenders!

I'm so happy I've found some fellow saddos to discuss Holby with!

Crap characters:
Rik - annoying dickhead
Daisha and Robert Powell and their weirdy 'friendship' - pukesome
Pouting Patsy Kensit - a complete failure altogether as a an actress. They've been banging on about her 'dark secrets' / dead husband / gay husband / sic kid for months and I still can't work up the energy to care.
Donna - two dimensional
Kyla - zzzzzz
Jane Grayson - I find that posh soft Scottish accent unbearable (sorry softly spoken posh Scots, but I do)

Good characters:
Dishy Mr Sam Strachan (yum) - when is he going to finally stick it to the ginger one?
Dishy American bastard-wanker guy (what's his name
again?)
Elliott (like a big cuddly wise old owl)
Joseph - oddball, but I find him strangely sexy

random questions:

Do you think Scotch religious nutter doctor is going to get it on with his protegee (the one who wears bunches in her hair like she is 12 yrs old)?

Why couldn't they start a steamy affair between bastardly Yank with raging horn and Connie? Thought it was on the cards. Would have been fun.

Is Chrissie every coming back?

I miss Owen. I used to have a bit of a crush on him.

I thought that connie was going to shag yankee doodle too (can't think of name) but it seems Donna is a bit too hot on him at the moment.
I really hope sam doesn't hsga maria. He's too hot for her.

Cullen and maddie? I think we're meant to see that sexual tension but really he fancies fay(why???)

I love Joseph burn. I want real people to talk to em like that

Ooh, yes! Owen was the scouser, wasn't he? he was tasty@Sheik

Ahhh, Maria is so sweet, though@VS. I think Sam could deflower her and possibly make her into a bit of a dirty bitch / rock chick type...a bit 'Angelina Jolie-and-Billy-Bob'-ish...
lol

Joseph Burn could definitely convert me to liking posh blokes.

I though Ade Edmondson was a good character

Cheesy Wotsit annoys me
Elliot is just lovely
I loved Lola

Holby. It's a guilty pleasure.

Tried to say this before but message never got up there... ANTON MEYER WAS UTTERLY GORGEOUS