MAFS AUS Thread 6 - UK Pace - NO SPOILERS please! In memory of Queen Expert Mel, we carry on watching!

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Lovely, thank you.

If Word Salad has stormed off, I think Grayson deserves a new bride. He seemed to be invested and ready to put the work in and I don't feel like he has had a chance.

I am not buying the Luke/Melf turaround at all. She still looks like she permanently has a smell under nose... SMel?

Hello, good title 😊

Didn’t Grayson have a friend who went on the show and it worked really well? He definitely deserves better as she’s just not interested

Yes, i think two of them knew a groom who is still married and has kids now.

Great title! Found last night so boring I was too distracted by my phone to contribute to thread 😱

Yes Romcom is definitely doing some damage limitation

I hope Word Salad does bugger off because I’d like to see Grayson with someone else. I’m sure there’s a personality in there, but Miss Charisma has stifled it.
I am thinking of having my hair cut shorter like Word Salad’s though, this is what it’ll probably look like on me though, with my disappearing jawline …

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Me too, I suspect. Although my specs are better....

Romcom is clearly trying to mitigate any Internet flak for when she leaves.

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Me too, I suspect. Although my specs are better....

Romcom is clearly trying to mitigate any Internet flak for when she leaves.

RomCom had a warning when Luke's sister posted stuff on social media. If she carries on being salty, it's going to get a lot worse for her - especially as, for the time being, Luke seems like a good egg.

Her face is weird. I can't explain it but it always looks sort of... damp to me. A bit shiny, moist and miserable.

I'm going to bet that it's Rebecca who storms out tonight. I think someone will tell her about how rude 50-and-the-rest is to Alessandra, then red-flag-gate, and she'll stick two fingers up and head for the lifts.

I'd love to see a lovely middle-aged woman have a successful pairing one day.

Ooh nice new thread and good thread title.

Yes - Jonny & Kerry from about 3/4 years back. Married for real now with a baby.

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Bit random, but Gia’s tattoo really looks like she has a slug crawling in her ear 🤢

Sadly I don’t think Grayson will get his happy ending either with Julia. Call me fussy too but he’s not my type at all. None of them really are, Filip isn’t even my type (butterface), nice bod though. 😜

Gia looks like a slug full stop. Maybe a new name should be Duck or Slug face. Apologies to Four Weddings fans.

I’m calling the 50-something bloke The Horse Whisperer. I can’t get past those new teeth!

Also Stella, please don’t over share with the massage comments, we get you’re happy and are aware some of the others are jealous for you.

He probably shied away from proper dating, in his early formative years and tinkered around on boats, with old boys sympathetically laughing at his humour.
Now he’s totally out of his depth and someone like Rachel is far too much for him (the licking of her lips when she was blindfolded, begging for a kiss 😔)
after years of watching this programme, I’m still baffled by people who haven’t developed in the dating world, rocking up to MAFS thinking they’ve got what it takes

I think this is harsh as it’s not his fault it was a poor match. Being crap at intimate relationships means finding people that tread lightly.
MAFS always pairs women with strong personalities with men that aren’t up to it. They should put Boatboy with nice wet lettuce of a woman.
I agree Rachel would do well with a big bear of a man - inept but not phased by physicality.

Thanks for new thread, love how pp are passing the baton of responsibility on!😁

I feel like the hottest men are the ones who carry themselves like strong men

That leaves long face danny and Stella's husband - who also has a long face 🤔🤔

Thank you for the new thread - great title! I don't think I'll have time to catch up on last night or the comments. Is it the dinner party tonight?

It's the men's turn to do the fantasy night i think. Dinner party tomorrow.

Bugger, I'm out again tomorrow.