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MAFS AUS Thread 6 - UK Pace - NO SPOILERS please! In memory of Queen Expert Mel, we carry on watching!

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JellyBeanSpring25 · 25/03/2026 13:57

New thread ready for later

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dapsnotplimsolls · 25/03/2026 19:49

Take the light bulbs!

browneyes77 · 25/03/2026 19:49

I don’t think it’s going to send the “she made this place a home” message that she thinks it will though

menopausalfart · 25/03/2026 19:49

I think boatboy is most definitely gay.

mumrebranded · 25/03/2026 19:49

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 25/03/2026 19:49

Oh ok.

😄😄 I know, i'm on my own here

Time will tell

Ophir · 25/03/2026 19:49

TinselAngel · 25/03/2026 19:48

I love that she’s even taking the cleaning products.

That will show him!!!

dillite · 25/03/2026 19:50

browneyes77 · 25/03/2026 19:49

I don’t think it’s going to send the “she made this place a home” message that she thinks it will though

It will definitely send the "I am crazy" message

dapsnotplimsolls · 25/03/2026 19:50

He'll just be relieved to have the place to himself. He'll probably get Mumsy round to sort it out for him.

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 25/03/2026 19:50

ilovebrie8 · 25/03/2026 19:46

I’ve got sucked into MAFS and missing my soap hour Emmerdale and Corrie

You know it makes sense

mumrebranded · 25/03/2026 19:50

He is happy shes leaving 😄

Ophir · 25/03/2026 19:50

She’s deranged

I feel sorry for him, I think he’s handled this well

ilovebrie8 · 25/03/2026 19:50

Yeah lol 😂 toilet paper and cleaning products!

he needs to be honest and say he doesn’t fancy her…am not convinced he’d fancy any female as he’s out of his depth and lacks confidence…doubt he’s has any experience it seems that way…

dillite · 25/03/2026 19:51

Let's hope he doesn't realise too late that all toilet roll is gone

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 25/03/2026 19:51

dapsnotplimsolls · 25/03/2026 19:46

It's her birthday? Gawd.

I saw that! Is it really her birthday?

IAmKerplunk · 25/03/2026 19:51

browneyes77 · 25/03/2026 19:49

I don’t think it’s going to send the “she made this place a home” message that she thinks it will though

I agree - he isn’t the sort of bloke who will get where she is coming from or understand her emotions. She’s looking a bit crazy all because a man doesn’t want to kiss her

TinselAngel · 25/03/2026 19:51

dapsnotplimsolls · 25/03/2026 19:49

Take the light bulbs!

And the door knobs!

menopausalfart · 25/03/2026 19:51
steve martin film GIF

Fuck you boatboy.

Pianoaholic · 25/03/2026 19:51

dillite · 25/03/2026 19:51

Let's hope he doesn't realise too late that all toilet roll is gone

Especially with his 'bad tummy' we were informed about on the honeymoon!

IAmKerplunk · 25/03/2026 19:52

ilovebrie8 · 25/03/2026 19:50

Yeah lol 😂 toilet paper and cleaning products!

he needs to be honest and say he doesn’t fancy her…am not convinced he’d fancy any female as he’s out of his depth and lacks confidence…doubt he’s has any experience it seems that way…

I thought he did make that clear? I think she would have fancied any husband who appeared at the end of the altar for her

hoxtonbabe · 25/03/2026 19:52

dillite · 25/03/2026 19:51

Let's hope he doesn't realise too late that all toilet roll is gone

🤣🤣🤣

Especially given he’s susceptible to tummy issues ( remember the honeymoon)

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 25/03/2026 19:53

Ophir · 25/03/2026 19:50

She’s deranged

I feel sorry for him, I think he’s handled this well

I agree with you. Total overreaction from her, she’s like a toddler having a tantrum because she didn’t get her own way.

browneyes77 · 25/03/2026 19:53

dillite · 25/03/2026 19:51

Let's hope he doesn't realise too late that all toilet roll is gone

🤣🤣🤣

(@MNHQ We really NEED the laughing emoji back. Having to write a new post with them on to show someone you find their comments funny, just clogs up our threads!)

Appalonia · 25/03/2026 19:54

I actually admire her. At her age, I'd be all, what's wrong with me..? Though he's such a wetwipe i I'd not have fancied him anyway.

dillite · 25/03/2026 19:54

browneyes77 · 25/03/2026 19:53

🤣🤣🤣

(@MNHQ We really NEED the laughing emoji back. Having to write a new post with them on to show someone you find their comments funny, just clogs up our threads!)

Hear hear

dillite · 25/03/2026 19:54

What has he done now that has displeased her?

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 25/03/2026 19:54

Oh just fuck off Brook

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