Less Greggg, more Grace: Sleb Masterchef Thread 2

[Halsall]

Here we go with these people most of us have never heard of!

Yeah, I'm just about to WhatsApp 50 people with the word 'Bisto.'

This is so tedious I actually did nod off!

Hmmm, it’s Jerusalem artichoke ice-cream? Interesting side-effects then.

That ice cream 🤢

Just focus on Grace's dress. That'll give you a jolt.

I love roasted Jerusalem artichokes, especially homegrown ones

I hope no one lactose intolerant orders it

I'm guessing that the 12 year old hovering near Dawn is doing a lot of the heavy lifting.

The father of my children explodes with farts from the artichokes. It amuses the kids

Jeez this is very tedious

Oh no Dawn!

@EsmaCannonball It is very bright but really lights up her face.

I think they need to revamp the show and be less brutal in culling contestants earlier on so they can have more elimination rounds in the latter stages. As a production decision it makes no sense to have so many zero jeopardy segments.

It really is extremely dull

Husband has just given me a plate of three overlapping chips and a smear of HP and pronounced he is ready for Masterchef Professionals.

I dont want lamb mousse or quail leg terrine or artichoke or aubergines near my pudding. I like my lamb properly cooked.
Heritage carrot. Carrot. Singular.

I think you mean pommes de terre 3 ways, TheDogs?

HP Sauce and not ketchup with chips is something I approve of.

is Ginger channeling Hilda Ogden with her headgear?

Wee bits and bobs on a plate. Sigh

Well Dawns right there about fine dining .- some blobs

She was right

Ahh, just knew there’d be a last bit of bone for some extra jeopardy…

God they didn’t design the dish!

Alun Wyn 👏👏