what programmes are you embarrassed to admit you secretly love?

[Raahh]

because i just realised how i watch britain's next top model, and all the other american ones, but only when dh is out. I always switch off as soon as he walks in...as though i have been caught doing something really naughty...

but i am out and proud in my passion for Hollyoaks (although I am 36)

i find it more embarrassing to admit i watch neighbours now that it is on channel 5 for some reason.....

Used to be Countdown.
I've kind of got myself off it now.

All those police/helicopter chase ones. The American ones are the most hilarious, but even UK taffic police shows are entertaining. Also love any of that seaside rescue type stuff - there's a great Australian version where sharks and surfing combinations feature heavily.

Pimp My Ride

Only the American version though. Tim Westwood makes me want to chew my carpet.

I love Top Model but I also have a new secret shame...Gossip Girl....I'm SO too old to be watching this.....

Judge Judy

Next Top Model/Make Me A Supermodel. DP always gets this really sad 'I'm so disappointed in you' look in his eyes when he catches me watching them

Deal or No Deal - why is it so addictive, when I hate Noel Edmonds with a fiery passion and the superstitiousness of the contestants drives me mad?

Another for deal or no deal. DS seems to love Noel too. But then I read Mills and Boons and hide them when friends come around

Dog the Bounty Hunter is also another secret pleasure ....

Jungle Celebrity when it'a on......

America's next top model for me too - but it's not so secret as DH tells eveyone. At least I don't sky+ it.

Oh dear... I do and erm... army wives

I love Come Dine with Me and secretly quite like the execrable Mile High

Girls of the playboy mansion.

You've Been Framed makes me laugh more than almost anything else on TV!

Army wives?? Is there really a programe about us?!

I LOVE LOVE LOVE watching the naff fashions on Ideal World Shopping channel on a friday afternoon.

Its 'fashion Friday' and normally offers what can only be described as 'cruise wear'.

Oddly soothing to watch matronly middle aged models parading around wearing cropped trousers and Fly flots.

Also, I love Most Haunted with Yvette Fielding.

You've Been Framed is ace! I watch it with pride.

Come dine with me, Houses behaving badly, E-love and Diagnosis Murder

o.k- golden balls is on....15 minutes of inane programme stretched to an hour courtesy of a dozen ad breaks and bad brummie comedy. Addictive bliss!

Oh HQ - I've seen E-love. Why are they ALL so ugly?? It's really not a good advert for onine dating is it?

antm, bntm, and hotel babylon!!

and i used to watch 'mirror signal manoeuvre' when ds1 was tiny, don't know if it's even on any more

ATNM, Britain's next top model, beauty and the best (spin off from Britain's next top medoel), extreme skinny celebs. i really should stop watching living and watch BBC news or something

Diagnosis Murder