MAFSUK thread #2. Is Dean barking up the wrong tree?

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New thread!

brilliant!

Pile his dreds up in a pineapple like The Weekend? Just a suggestion. He’s got the hair for it.

As an aside they both have AMAZING hair.

Yep. And that's exactly what the ixperts are there to provide.

He can get big shoes 👠

have to agree with this

You are about as much of an alpha as a used tissue

The botox is interesting. If you put a short blonde wig on Rebecca she'd look exactly like Leah.

That kiss looked so awkward 🤣

Bailey is head over heels 😭😭😭😭

She’s doing my head in

He can’t work it out, she doesn’t fancy you Columbo

Not so much alpha, more C list celebrity.

Lifts! Then he could do that weird leaning forward thing like Trump.

I don’t blame the girl not wanting to kiss on the lips, they’re literally strangers, and if there’s no spark, I wouldn’t want to kiss on the lips either. Yuk

I'm saving up for botox 😭🙈 but this is true 😄😄

Urgh can they just stop with all this Alpha/ Beta, Andrew Tate talk!! It's embarrassing and ridiculous, they're in their 30s!!

I had it in my forehead for our wedding. Couldn’t be arsed getting more so I just had a fringe cut in.

Mafs has lessons for us all 🤣

Why are his nipples so small and pointy?

A peck on the lips never killed anyone 🤷🏻‍♀️

Can’t get over her name being Maeve she looks more like a Chardonaiii

What is going on with his nipples?
Tattoo face I think is because they look pale next to the inked skin. Divali's seem like they've been stuck on?!

Why has she drawn a moustache on?

He has 0 personality.

Maybe the producers have been recruiting at weird nipple support groups.