MAFSUK thread #2. Is Dean barking up the wrong tree?

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She is very trying

SEE MY EFFORT.

Nice belch

Turkey tooth lisp

Half expected her to ram that fork through the back of her throat.

She’s been a total bitch so far. Too little too late I’d say

Misses her son. Don't bloody fuck off and leave him then.

Keeping it classy

@FirstCuppa do we know for sure he’s lying? Maybe he’s 6”2, 6”3, without getting a tape measure out is her eye for height that good!

Height?

Surely it is a tache now, not lip liner?

Expectation on height!

Why are his nips so high?

Has Julia drawn on a matching tache to Divani?

Agree 💯 and as nice as he is God help the kid when he sees this tattooed bloke rocking up scary !

Crystal is probably thinking about how she's coming across on the programme and thinking she's going to look awful (correct) and is trying to turn it around too late.

The obsession with height ffs. No wonder mums with smaller than average sons worry !

Why am I noticing all the nipples?

So was the sex sloppy and is that why it's all flaccid between these two now?

I zoned out, did she just call him short? What's he meant to do about that 😭😭😭

Is Divarni really short? He's fairly average height I think, and I'm sure he's taller than her, so it feels like a really weird thing to get hung up on.

Is that just an excuse because it’s something Divarni can’t do anything about?

I can’t decide if it’s because it’s so long since I’ve seen a male nipple in the wild, that’s why they all look weird to me.

God that Leigh has some patience. I’d have been gone looong time ago.