MAFSUK thread #2. Is Dean barking up the wrong tree?

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New thread!

I imagine they have quite the noisy fart on
them.

I’m hoping that it’s just that you haven’t seen the other episodes - but most of them men have children…

Nobody is on here looking for a life partner. They’re looking for fame

Don't answer, Joe, you'll only incriminate yourself.

He’s judging her a bit unfairly on the booze

Maeve looks like she borrowed her teeth from the horse when she laughs.

Errrmmm.... No, no he doesn't have to forget her cuntish drunk behaviour. What kind of bullshit is that?

Her mate can't say you just have to forget about her being a drunken arse, it doesn't work like that.

Well she’s a good role model for a mother jeez ! why can’t they get couples on who don’t have children?

Considering even her best friend has described her as a completely different person when she's under the influence. I don't think he is.

I think she needs to have a word with herself, she's not 18 anymore 🤷🏼‍♀️

Spoke to soon! So her mates felt they had to share that she’s a horrible drunk!

why reveal that to him?

A bit nasty to do that. Frenemies

I thought the bride had a moustache for a minute.

These two are cute got a good feeling about them

Must be a big part of her personality/ lifestyle

DH just commented on how blocked with hair their shower will be

Stop flicking your hair

I feel like his eyes need a condom from how hard he is eye fucking her

Why on earth would they pair someone who’s trying to recover from alcohol issues with a self proclaimed party girl? Especially when even her mates are saying she’s a nasty drunk!

Same. Trying to figure it out
Is it shadow from the piercing or lip liner/ lip stain?

Who is his friend with the blonde strip on his hair?

Big spoon?

That lipliner aint it babe

Reckon he kissed her to get it off!

I think she follows the overlined lip trend. Only, because she has a short septum, it looks like a moustache