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Out with the old….Masterchef continued

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Halsall · 10/09/2025 20:28

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PotterHead1985 · 19/09/2025 20:42

Sticky toffee pudding. Gimme. Ya can keep the nana ice cream

Halsall · 19/09/2025 20:42

PotterHead1985 · 19/09/2025 20:42

Oh my god @ConstantlyFuriosa
I thought the same about Sams story last night

Moi aussi

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AutieAdult · 19/09/2025 20:43

Tuile

ilovesooty · 19/09/2025 20:43

Little Tennyson, who is a feline food hoover and doesn't understand the distinction between my food and his food hates banana.

AntonDuPig · 19/09/2025 20:43

Sorry I cannot unsee Katie Hopkins

bungobungobungo · 19/09/2025 20:44

ConstantlyFuriosa · 19/09/2025 20:41

Three post ment.

I’m glad Henry went. I thought he was a good technical cook but everything he put on a plate was like meat and two veg formation. Everything came in threes. I would’ve been very disappointed had he won.

Harry seems nice but a bit dull.

Call me a cynic but I thought Sam pulled that bipolar story out of his arse because it was a Heston brief.

I was irritated and somewhat repulsed by Hazel’s mastitis (thank you @EsmaCannonball ) - accompanied by a babbling baby - dish. I noticed Gregg didn’t drink from the baby’s bottle. I don’t think I’d’ve wanted to much either.

’Plant-based’ is right up there in terms of unnecessariness with fucking ’gifted’ when you could just say ‘given’ or ‘gave’. But I do quite like Sophie although yeah, she chucked the animals under the bus very early on with that pulled pork dish.

Quite like Clare, even though she looks like an escapee from a polygamous cult.

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I actually do know where Sam works - with my friends daughter in a care home environment. I was a bit shocked about the Amanda story and really do hope he changed her name!

PotterHead1985 · 19/09/2025 20:44

Fuck me Claire is ruining duck

EsmaCannonball · 19/09/2025 20:45

PotterHead1985 · 19/09/2025 20:42

Sticky toffee pudding. Gimme. Ya can keep the nana ice cream

I hope that's banana ice cream and not ice cream made from nans. You never know with this show. They rip off their nans' recipes all the time so they may very well start eating them. Especially when they are rubbish at being vegetarian.

PotterHead1985 · 19/09/2025 20:46

EsmaCannonball · 19/09/2025 20:45

I hope that's banana ice cream and not ice cream made from nans. You never know with this show. They rip off their nans' recipes all the time so they may very well start eating them. Especially when they are rubbish at being vegetarian.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

ilovesooty · 19/09/2025 20:46

EsmaCannonball · 19/09/2025 20:45

I hope that's banana ice cream and not ice cream made from nans. You never know with this show. They rip off their nans' recipes all the time so they may very well start eating them. Especially when they are rubbish at being vegetarian.

Olivia would have eaten her own nonna to get through.

PotterHead1985 · 19/09/2025 20:46

ilovesooty · 19/09/2025 20:46

Olivia would have eaten her own nonna to get through.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Halsall · 19/09/2025 20:47

Homemaker Hazel has boobed

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ilovesooty · 19/09/2025 20:47

Hazel might be off.

PotterHead1985 · 19/09/2025 20:47

Welp Hazel's bombed

bungobungobungo · 19/09/2025 20:47

Oh dear Hazel, not your finest hour!

TheDogsMother · 19/09/2025 20:48

Halsall · 19/09/2025 20:47

Homemaker Hazel has boobed

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EsmaCannonball · 19/09/2025 20:48

Unusual .... Mushy .... Not very nice at all.

I'm guessing Hazel is gone unless somebody else has a disaster.

ConstantlyFuriosa · 19/09/2025 20:48

@bungobungobungo interesting re Sam. I thought he pulled that name ‘Amanda’ out of his arse too. I am clearly a terrible person!

AutieAdult · 19/09/2025 20:49

Raw duck or mush?

PotterHead1985 · 19/09/2025 20:49

That pork looks a little under for me

EsmaCannonball · 19/09/2025 20:50

'I don't like offal ........ ' (I was so expecting him to say 'I love it' then.)

EsmaCannonball · 19/09/2025 20:51

Oh, Harry called it 'the cook.' I've gone off him again.

bungobungobungo · 19/09/2025 20:51

ConstantlyFuriosa · 19/09/2025 20:48

@bungobungobungo interesting re Sam. I thought he pulled that name ‘Amanda’ out of his arse too. I am clearly a terrible person!

No don’t think so, he’s coming across as quite manipulative I feel.

ConstantlyFuriosa · 19/09/2025 20:52

bungobungobungo · 19/09/2025 20:51

No don’t think so, he’s coming across as quite manipulative I feel.

Phew. I’m glad others think the same.

PotterHead1985 · 19/09/2025 20:52

Ooh hard to tell if the duck or the mush will lose. Assuming the sticky toffee works

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