Come Dine with Me

[expatinscotland]

I like the mixes of people featured over the past couple of weeks.

Terry's going to be the crumudgeon this time.

Oh I fogot this was on will record it from +1.

god i love this prograamme expat. simon is blatantly a twat already

I would LOVE to eat some of this exotic, authentic food!

Man, that would be cool.

This African food this week, Ardishe's food last week.

Yum!

nice dancing terry-looked possesed!

Simon's a twat.

that lift music would put me right to sleep after a couple of glasses of wine.

I HATE Veuve.

Love that Billecart Salmon I saw in his cellar, though.

They're stealing Simons cigars!!

I think the blonde one is trying to say there's a good reason he's a bachelor.

Or he's gay .

And the blonde also looks like she's wearing a camisole as a top.

ah pants I keep missing it - is it finished?!?

No, it's still on!

Turn it on.

hurrah!

oh look at the middle aged bloke leering at the blonde with her boobs

K, I'm glad she's talking up. It's good to hear her perspective on hunting as a 'sport'.

But I still think she's wearing a camisole as a top, and Adrian didn't have to be so damn rude.

LOL, the African lady, 'I'm still hungry.'

Simon was boring.

Simon is such a cock.

I bet he's bland in bed too - which is why he's single.

He's about as fun as an enema.

He was good at skinning the pheasant though.

Yes, but his food was fussy and he was a bad host.

Adrian's going local.

K, I like this.

Mmmm, local cider.

Delicious dessert, too.

Simon, 'Haven't had this since I was at boarding school.'

What a ponce!

A real toff would probably just say 'at school'.

love adrian, want to give him a cuddle!

I fancy a drink!

PMSL at the cat eating all those canapes!

is it just me or is the success behind this show made by the narrator

OMG the farking cat is getting stuck in

bad Jack the cat