Eurovision Final 2025 - 17th May 8pm

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Its finally here!

The Final

Put on your party clothes, pull up a pew and pour a drink. Raise your glass to Terry at no9..

1 NORWAY Lighter Kyle Alessandro
2 LUXEMBOURG La poupée monte le son Laura Thorn
3 ESTONIA Espresso macchiato Tommy Cash
4 ISRAEL New Day Will Rise Yuval Raphael
5 Lithuania Tavo akys Katarsis
6 SPAIN Esa diva Melody
7 UKRAINE Bird of Pray Ziferblat
8 UNITED KINGDOM What The Hell Just Happened? Remember Monday
9 AUSTRIA Wasted Love JJ
10 ICELAND Roa Væb
11 LATVIA Bur man laimi Tautumeitas
12 NETHERLANDS C'est La Vie Claude
13 FINLAND Ich komme Erika Vikman
14 ITALY Volevo essere un duro Lucio Corsi
15 POLAND Gaja Justyna Steczkowska
16 GERMANY Baller Abor & Tynna
17 GREECE Asteromata Klavdia
18 ARMENIA Survivor Parg
19 SWITZERLAND Voyage Zoë Më
20 MALTA Serving Miriana Conte
21 PORTUGAL Deslocado Napa
22 DENMARK Hallucination Sissal
23 SWEDEN Bara bada bastu KAJ
24 FRANCE Maman Louane
25 SAN MARINO Tutta l'Italia Gabry Ponte
26 ALBANIA Zjerm Shkodra Elektronike

Don't forget your subtitles!

Beyonce

There’s a lot of Lithuanians in Cornwall. Came for picking cabbages and stayed

It's the one with Beyonce's knickers.

Neither do I, but I heard one on the radio this morning from Portugal a few years back, which won. I don't remember hearing it at the time, perhaps I didn't watch that year, but OMG it was beautiful. The man's voice was stunning.

Nice legs! I’d show them off if I were her!!

Anyone else's male friends perked up considerably?

Ah the 1st leotard of the night.

With tassles.

Forgotten Norway already but liked the chainmail.
Quite liked Luxembourg
Voting for Estonia, I love it.
Israel was boring, sound was weird - I get they're trying to mute the boos but we all know it's happening, it made the music sound weird.
Can't remember where curtains Justin Bieber was from but dirge.

Another good hat.

Tanya Bardsley

The tit tape is working hard for Melody

This is quite dull too

No properly catchy ones yet, nor any bangers

She looks amazing in both her outfits. Loved the first one!

There’ll be a lot of regional theatres missing their principal boys’ boots this year.

Yes!

Loving Melody. High Energy Nolan Sister. Don’t mind a bit of Europop.

She's working this...

Liked Norway more second time round, hated Luxembourg, Estonia (meh) love the Israeli song, like a nice ballad and she has a beautiful voice.

Am surprising myself by quite liking this Spanish one, takes me back to discos in the 70's 😆

Is the Spanish lady wearing a wig? I'm finding it really distracting that the top of her hair isn't moving at all. Not a winner this song, but not awful, bit of a foot tapper

Patsy Kensit x Beyoncé

I think she’s used spray glue, just to be sure

The Potuguese winner was one of my favourites. it's marmite on here, but Salvador was great (imo).

I've got subtitles on for the translated lyrics. That one was.....amusingly bad.

Spains really reminds me of another song

Nice hair